Major Payne	"Theres gotta be somebody that needs some killin"
Major Payne	"Do not attempt to challenge my authority"
Major Payne	"Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than one of them burritos with extra guacamalie sauce"
Major Payne	"Its been two whole weeks since I killed me a man"
Major Payne	"What the hell was that you little freckle-faced cartoon?"
Major Payne	"Did I give you permission to sneeze Opie?"
Major Payne	"You know you remind me of the Dough Boy. If I poke your stomach will it make you go 'oooo'?"
Major Payne	"What are you looking at ass eyes?" "Nothing sir"
Major Payne	"Welcome to the House of Payne"
Major Payne	"You want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and sypholis"
Major Payne	"I'm going to change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne. Eh hehe"
Major Payne	"I will put my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thrist"