Rants

Abandon all Hope...

Welcome to my rants page. As anyone who knows me is aware, I have experience of many things, theories on most things, and opinions on everything. In some forums I am well known for my rants. You could say I'm a legend in my own mind.
Insults and derogatory comments are often called "flames". Hence the motif of this hottest of subject pages. Each of these rants were written all at once. Each of them was written with no prior planning and no care at all for the repercussions. Probably a bad thing. These are taken from various forums and postings and as such are included with all mispellsings and typos to show that I didn't spend any time proofing them. Or that I'm a horrible tyopist who cant' seme to spel anyting rite.

Stupid Breeders

The Universe Hates me part I

Downfall of Civilization

Hypocrisy

Lazy People Rant

Watch Out for Falling Respectability

Yes, I could have made another page just for Essays, but I figured those that would flame me would appreciate putting all the targets in one place. Ok, I'll admit it, i'm lazy.
Anyway, often times I have something to say that really isn't ranting, rhyming, or particularly witty. These are opinions and beliefs wrapped up in a semlance of delusions of wit. Some mean a lot to me personally. Some are just sentimental dribble. And some are epiphanies that hit me one day that I was forced to commit to text or explode. Again, love em, hate em, write your Congressman, but at least read them. As usual, i've included all typos and mispellings for your correction pleasures.

Stupid Things you Hear