"What in the Lords name is Bopianism?" I here you ask. well, to put it bluntly, it is when you take a persons first name and modify it. Invented in September of the year 2000 whilst under the influence of Rum and Coke, I called a british chum Ian Bopian. His name, you see, was Ian, so I changed it to Ian Bopian for reasons probably only a drunk person would understand.
The way Bopianism works is that you take the first one or two consonants out the the subjects first name (until you get to a vowel). So for Bruce you get uce, Graham you get aham and David you get avid. You then simply put "Bop" before the now modified name to bopianise it. So Bruce is Bopuce, Graham is Bopaham and David becomes Bopavid. Its all Japes and Jockularities, it really is. Use it at home, I don't mind, honestly. |
