An Explanation of the "Sole Law"
Well, first of all, the "Sole Law" is as follows: "Boxers and grundies at the same time if you don't have confidence in your abilities (keeping your little man down)." This pretty much means that if you can't keep him (percy) down, wear extra clothing to way him down. And if you have to do this, well, you suck. But there is a time (believe it or not) when wearing boxers and grundies at the same time is acceptable.
Have you ever tried kicking a rugby ball round while wearing boxers and not grundies. Well, let me tell you, its not good for the boys (the boys being Lefty and the slightly bigger Righty). They get a good bashing that even Peter Ellis (convicted paedophile) wouldn't be keen on. Grundies are a must when kicking a ball round, they secure the boys. But, you can't just wear grundies on there own all the time, what about when you play pool. If you suck at pool like myself, you will probably lose a few games in a white wash fashion, and I'm sure you know what that means. When you lose by a white wash, you have to down trail yourself, yay, and you don't want to pull your pants down while only wearing grundies, because no matter how big you say your percy is, its never really that big is it? (except in my case of course, 12" no worries). So, wear boxers to hide any embarrising knob size qualms. Now, what if you play pool and kick around the rugby ball on the same day, simple, "The Sole Law" will solve any problems. The creator of the Sole Law wore boxers and grundies at the same time because he didn't have confidence in his abilities. |
