New Articles
	As of late, the writers of The Underground Nincompoop have been working on new articles since they seem to have nothing better to do. So, rather than to put all these articles in the "Editor's Cut!" section, which would obviously make no sense, this new page has been developed. So, keep coming back here, and checking up on it, as new articles will be coming in on a weekly basis or so. Enjoy!
		Wipe Away Columbus Day! by Ravi Shankar (Fall 2002) The Moral Compass: Back to the Baciks, I've Got Class! by Nick Park (3/17/2003) The Need for an Indian Icon by Ravi Shankar (3/19/2003) Robert Tilton Farts Back! by Nick Park (3/20/2003) Nickelodeon's Dead, Baby by Gene Shalit's Afro (3/29/2003) Obituary: MrBlkAdder (5/29/2003) Small Town Superhero to Head New Weapons Inspection Team by Pete Exit (6/13/2003) Was Seinfeld a Racist Show? by Ravi Shankar (6/13/2003) The Tale of the Tape: LeBron v. Smacks Louie Hooey by Ravi Shankar (10/30/2003) Camp Anawanna Blues by Pete Exit (11/11/2003) What if This Was Al Gore's America? by Ravi Shankar (3/4/2004) The Big Lebowski: Who Rolled Their Way Into the Finals? by Gene Shalit's Afro (7/3/2004) The Car Wash: The Poor Man's Prostitute by Ravi Shankar (7/9/2004) Is it a Raspberry or a Zrbtt? by Ravi Shankar (7/9/2004) Portrait of an M. Night Shyamalan Film A Collaborative Effort by Gene Shalit's Afro and Ravi Shankar (8/11/2004) Actor Paul Hogan Considering Suing Outback Steakhouse by Gene Shalit's Afro (8/25/2005) Report: Bush Considered "The People's Court" Judge for Supreme Court by Ravi Shankar (10/8/2005)