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GAME SHOWS

YoU CaN't WiN!!
Episode 1 Episode 2 *NEW*Episode 3
Written by Lady Of The Wolves
Our Tortallans take on this seemingly impossible to win programme. See who is victorious! Laughs are all around.

DaTiNg GaMe

Episode 1-III Episode IV
Written by Dak Sauce
                        We fans have always wondered if characters went meant to be. Well, in this game, our characters try to find out who is their ideal match. Hang on to your seats or you may fall off in laughter!

DOCUMENTARIES

Remember Safety
Written by JJJLCC
The warning labels on some of our favourite and familar Tortallan items! Laughs garaunteed!

The Polaroid
Written by Princess Abby
Check out her site at
http://mint.latenightlogic.com
Let's observe and see what happens when a Polaroid camera is dropped into the midst of Tortallans. It is greeted with some funny and unexpected results!

Farmer Alanna
Written by Duk Sauce
What happens if Alanna decides to go Farmer. Hilarious results gauranteed.

The Girl's Guide to being a Tamora Pierce Heroine
Written by Shadowlight
The content is as the title says, this fic is funny, unique and oh so true! May be useful for fic writers. ^_^
MUSIC
What's life without music?

Tortall Real Live
Written by SailorPluto7
The top ten chart of music videos with a different twist...

Alanna Goes Mad
Written by Aeris
Alanna is about to fall asleep in a council session when...
VARIETY
Variety is the spice of life, isn't it?

Miss Tortall
Written by Avadriz
A Tortallan beauty contest where the unusual, unspeakable and funny happens.

The Tortallies
Written by JJLCC
The award show for Tortallans, with a spice of reality and humour!

A Tortallan Christmas Carol
Written by Ironi Numair
Our favourite Tortallan characters take part in this special and funny edition of the traditional tale of the Scrooge.

*NEW* Cinderella : Tortallan Style
Written by Lady Nicolia of Conte
As the title says, an unusual portraryal of the usual fairytale!
TALK SHOWS
Talking talk is half the walk. Let me stop yakking and let you see the talking! The Talk Show segment!

Neal Annoys People Show

Written by Mystical Darkness
In this rather inspiring show, Neal does what he does best, annoy people! He tackles questions which we, TP fans, would so like to know.

Welcome to the Love Triangle on Channel ABC123!

Written by Mage of the Clouds
A new and hip happening talk show is in town. With laughable cliches and our favourite characters!

Alanna & Daine LIVE!!
Written by Mystical Darkness
Yes, you heard me right. Alanna and Daine has their own talk show, and who wouldn't want to watch it? Funny cliches and more!

COMEDY
Oops, oops, oops, I did it again, oops, oops... Onward to the hysterically funny!

Tamora Pierce Bloopers : Alanna
Written by the witty Lady of the Wolves
This witty and rib tickling, floor rolling piece is truly worthy of a TTV emmy. As the title says, Bloopers from the books. Very, very, very, funny.

The Ultimate Tamora Pierce Movie Outakes
Written by Miri the mentally unstable
Yup, you read it. It says it. Funny messed up scenes from the series we know so well!
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