| You know you watch too much Slayers when... |
| 1. You can recite exactly what happens in every Slayers episode from memory |
| 2. You can sing the Slayers songs in Japanese backwards |
| 3. You pretend that your friends are Slayers characters |
| 4. Your friends ARE Slayers characters |
| 5. You yell out "Dragonslave!" automatically when anyone makes you angry |
| 6. You can recite every Slayers spell without pausing |
| 7. You can CAST every Slayers spell without pausing |
| 8. You get serious injuries while attempting to cast a Levitation spell when jumping off a building |
| 9. You want to get a job as a Slayers historian |
| 10. You've watched all of your Slayers tapes at least 10 times |
| 11. You start thinking that your math teacher might be a mozaku |
| 12. You can mimic the voices of the Slayers characters exactly |
| 13. You actually want Martina to get her revenge |
| 14. You try again and again to cast the Giga Slave when you're really stressed out |
| 15. You dress up as a Slayers character for Halloween |
| 16. You dress up as a Slayers character every day |
| 17. You write an essay comparing the power of all the characters in Slayers |
| 18. You've bookmarked every single Slayers site on the web |
| 19. You yell out random spells during class... |
| 20.. ...and yell out more powerful random spells as you walk to the principal's office |
| 21. Every one in your school knows about Slayers because of you |
| 22. Your teachers start asking you if you'll lend them a tape of Slayers |
| 23. You have a fear of bad-tempered red-headed girls |
| 24. You look for Xellos when going around corners |
| 25. You've volunteered at a public library to talk about Slayers during "story time" |
| 26. You went to Japan just to get Slayers merchandise |
| 27. You have the autographs of everyone that worked on Slayers |
| 28. You fell sorry for Rezo |
| 30. You've memorized Amelia's justice speeches |
| 31. You hope day and night for a portal to the Slayers world to open up |
| 32. You make cardboard cut-outs of all the Slayers characters, tape them together, and drag them around on a cart, telling everyone in your way to "watch it, or else!" |
| 29. You fell sorry for DARKSTAR |
| 33. You cry when Rodimus and Zolf die |
| 34. You pray for a fourth Slayers series every day |
| 35. You're convinced that staring at pictures of Lina will enable you to do magic |
| 36. You look for historical background of the Darkstar weapons |
| 37. You've managed to remember all of the dialogue in Slayers in Japanese, although you have no idea what you're talking about |
| 38. You start wondering why eating all that food didn't make Lina fat |
| 39. You know more about Slayers than the creators do |
| 40. You want to visit the Sea of Chaos the next time you go on vacation |
| 41. You can spell "Martina Zoana Mel Navratilova" in less than 5 seconds |
| 42. You watch Slayers 25 hours a day |
| 43. You listen for the sound of windchimes when a blind man is nearby |
| 44. You can draw a map of the Slayers world |
| 45. You yell at your computer when you search "Slayers" and get Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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| 46. You learn Japanese just by watching the subtitled versions |
| 47. You bought 3 televisions for the sole purpose of watching Slayers, Slayers Next, and Slayers Try all at the same time |
| 48. You've written a Slayers series of your own |
| 49. Every time you see a mace or a picture of one, you burst out laughing |
| 50. If anyone is smiling and has their eyes closed at the same time, you think they're up to something |
| 51. You demand Dragon Cuisine at your local restaurant... |
| 52. ...and file a lawsuit when they say they don't have any |
| 53. You wonder what would happen if Lina had ordered Dragon Cuisine while travelling with Filia |
| 54. You have a dictionary that lists every term used in Slayers... |
| 55. ...since you crossed out all the old entries in your dictionary and rewrote it |
| 56. You start a petition to rebuild the town of Sairaag |
| 57. You use up all the gel in your neighborhood trying to make your hair like Rezo's |
| 58. You're really nervous around waitresses |
| 59. You search "Slayers" so often that every time you visit a search engine, they search for you |
| 60. You don't understand how you lived before you watched Slayers |
| 61. You check your calendar to see if it's an "Amelia day" or a "Xellos day" in order to decide whether to be good or evil that day |
| 62. You have an exact copy of the Sword of Light |
| 63. You tried countless times to make a copy of yourself... |
| 64. ...and you actually managed to do so |
| 65. You translated the Slayers novels yourself from Japanese to English... |
| 66. ...and you don't know Japanese |
| 67. You pity the poor souls that haven't watched Slayers yet |
| 68. You pray to Zomulgoostar before you get back a test |
| 69. You swear that you'll learn every type of magic in order to cure your blindness... |
| 70. ...and you're not blind |
| 71. You think that you're a chimera |
| 72. You ARE a chimera |
| 73. You go to the library and ask for a copy of the Claire Bible... |
| 75. You write a "You Know You Watch Too Much Slayers When..." list (^_^) |
| 74. ...and then say, "Sorry, I forgot it possessed limitless knowledge", and walk away amidst the stares of everyone currently in the library |
| 76. You want to print out a Slayers picture, but don't have a printer, you get so desperate that you display the picture on your computer screen, take a picture of it using a normal camera, get the film developed, and then cut out the image on the computer screen from your developed one |
| 77. You want to print out a Slayers picture, but don't have a printer, you get so desperate that you display the picture on your computer screen, and cut out the chunk of computer screen that's displaying it |
| 78. You think "Rezo" every time you copy text |
| 79. You memorize the dance steps from Otome no Inori |
| 80. You try taking the net out of your tennis racket, and then attempt to play Brass Rackets... |
| 81. ...gasping that Xellos stole the real racket when you get seriously injured |
| 82. You cast spells at everyone you see... |
| 83. ...and then sigh, explaining that it's "that time of the month" when people stare at you... |
| 84. ...which then causes even more stares, particularly if you are male |
| 85. You go berserk if people say that Slayers music sucks, locking the criticizer in a small padded room, and humming Slayers music frantically through the darkness (scary, huh?) |
| 86. You worry that you'll sprout Ancient Dragon wings if you're experiencing two emotions |
| 87. You search through textbooks over and over trying to find information on Slayers history |
| 88. You gasp, "Rezo's Legacy!" every time you see a large flat stone |
| 89. You burst into hysterical crying every time you think of Zelgadis not finding his cure |
| 90. You have more than 50 MB of Slayers pictures |
| 91. You've spent several hundred dollars on Slayers merchandise (I have ^^') |
| 92. You can write very very very long essays about why Slayers is the best anime ;-) |
| 93. You refer to Slayers in schoolwork whenever you can |
| 94. You buy the legal rights to one of the characters |
| 95. You are absolutely astounded, complete with boggling eyes, when people criticize Slayers, to the point of heart failure |
| 96. You choreograph the sword fights that Gourry has into a play for English class |
| 97. You wonder if it would be interesting to be eaten by Darkstar |
| 98. You wonder why Darkstar only utters scary-sounding growls and noises, while Shabranigdo can speak intelligently... |
| 99. ...and then deduce that he's speaking a foreign language |
| 100. All of these symproms apply to you O_o |
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