| You know you're obsessed with Xellos when... |
| 1. You answer "That is a secret" or "Sore wa himitsu desu" to every question |
| 2. You have a staff that looks exactly like his |
| 3. You wish that you were named Xellos Metallium |
| 4. You can keep your eyes closed all the time without crashing into anything |
| 5. You can actually teleport |
| 6. You laugh when Xellos is hurting someone |
| 7. You join in the argument when Xellos and Filia are arguing |
| 8. The wallpaper of your room consist of Xellos pictures you found all over the Internet |
| 9. The wallpaper of your HOUSE consist of Xellos pictures |
| 10. You dye your hair purple... |
| 11. ...and none of your friends or family are surprised |
| 12. You love to annoy girls with long blonde hair that can transform into dragons |
| 13. You periodically swear your allegiance to Lord Xellos |
| 14. You feel intense pain and pressure whenever anyone says "Life is wonderful!" |
| 15. You really despise optimism |
| 16. You build a shrine to Xellos, and tell your friends to come over and worship him with you |
| 17. You have a dream about Xellos every night |
| 18. You get angry every time you remember that Xellos isn't in the first Slayers series |
| 19. You don't do your homework because Lord Beastmaster instructed you not to |
| 20. You have EVERY Xellos picture on the web |
| 21. You introduce yourself as the Mysterious Priest/Priestess |
| 22. You decide that you'll manipulate people just because "it's so much more amusing that way" |
| 23. You spend hours in front of the mirror trying to smile exactly like Xellos |
| 24. You actually manage to smile exactly like Xellos |
| 25. Your friends call you "Xellos" by accident |
| 26. You've actually split the people in your school into two groups: people that like Xellos, and people that don't like Xellos, and most of them haven't even seen a picture of him before |
| 27. You make clothes that look exactly like Xellos's outfit yourself |
| 28. You feel sick every time justice is mentioned |
| 30. ...and it turns out you ARE up to something |
| 29. You smile Xellos's smile so much that everyone always thinks you're up to something... |
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| 31. You watch the Slayers episodes with Xellos in them over and over again, but none of the other episodes seem to matter |
| 32. Whenever Xellos gets hurt, you cry out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"... |
| 33. ...Even though you've already seen the episodes countless times |
| 34. You watch the scene when Xellos is laughing as he stabs Valgaav with his staff over and over and over again... |
| 35. ...and your family members start getting scared of you |
| 36. You wouldn't go anywhere if it meant getting paired up with a girl named "Filia" |
| 37. You decide that Gaav is definitely your least favorite Slayers character because he was the one that hurt Xellos the most |
| 38. You yell at Xellos to "Look out!" whenever he's in danger... |
| 39. ...and you don't even care that your brother/sister is wondering what's wrong with you |
| 40. Your hair was naturally purple (goes with #10) |
| 41. You like to hang around in high places while drinking tea |
| 42. When you see someone getting beat up by a bully, you sigh and say "I suppose I have no choice"... |
| 43. ...and you get beat up as well. So what? |
| 44. You begged your parents to get a staff that looks exactly like Xellos's for your birthday... |
| 45. ...and when they couldn't find one, you named a rock "Staff" and carried it around everywhere with you |
| 46. If someone thinks Xellos is a girl, you start shrieking wildly, and have to be rushed to a hospital |
| 47. You LOVE drawing Xellos, even if you can't draw for your life (*hint hint webmaster*) (HEY, I'm getting better!) |
| 48. You make your nickname "Xellos"... |
| 49. ...and no one can remember your real name anymore |
| 50. Whenever you've made your final point in an argument, you "teleport away" by asking the other person to close their eyes, and then you run away |
| 51. You get some kind of heart disease from trying to run as fast as Xellos did in the 2nd episode of Next (getting the Claire Bible manuscript) |
| 52. You mutter "Yare, yare" uncaringly whenever something weird is going on |
| 53. You begin betraying all of your friends, in an effort to get your enemies to join the monster race |
| 54. You can heal completely after a major injury, even if one of your appendages has been sliced off |
| 55. You purposely say everything except the thing that's vital to the conversation |
| 56. You begin to take even brutal beatings with a smile |
| 57. You memorize the hexidecimal value for Xellos's hair color |
| 58. You begin to take orders from small children |
| 59. You start to imagine what people would look like with purple hair |
| 60. You create a life-size replica of Xellos out of paper mache, and then burn incense there every day |
| 61. You try patiently to explain to the biology teacher that the only reasons lifeforms exist is so that they can be completely destroyed |
| 62. You begin to leave drawings of Xellos everywhere in unusual places (etched on the sand, etched on lunch trays, made from small pebbles, creating giant crop "Xelloses") |
| 63. You begin to take a curious interest in black cones |
| 64. You begin to burn any books that resemble the Claire Bible, out of amusement |
| 65. You have tendencies to appear out of nowhere at the least expected moment |
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