| The Top 10 Things that [a Slayers character] would never say |
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| Top 10 Things Lina Would Never Say |
| 10. From this day forth, you're my hero, Miss Amelia! |
| 9. You know, Xellos really isn't such a bad guy. |
| 8. I don't want the Sword of Light anymore, Gourry. You can keep it. |
| 7. The Dragonslave IS a bit too violent... |
| 6. I should probably stop eating before I get too fat. |
| 5. I agree with you, Gourry. |
| 4. I LOVE YOU, SHABRANIGDO!! |
| 3. Awwwww... Slugs are so cute! |
| 2. My sister is the nicest person I know! |
| 1. I don't really like food. I only eat to stay alive, you know! |
| Top 10 Things Gourry Would Never Say |
| 10. What idiot couldn't remember who Rezo was?! |
| 9. Lina, I believe that you're incorrect. If you use the Dragonslave here, the chances of casualties will increase, and greatly endanger the flora and fauna that reside here. Therefore, I suggest that you pick a safer location in which to disperse your anger. |
| 8. I want my hair cut like Rezo's! |
| 7. You can have all the food, Lina. |
| 6. Shabranigdo. S-H-A-B-R-A-N-I-G-D-O. Zelgadis Z-E-L-G-A-D-I-S. Man, how easy can this get? |
| 5. FIREBALL! Hey, it actually worked. |
| 4. Valgaav, I can't believe that you're my long-lost fourth cousin-in-law thrice removed on my mother's side!!! |
| 3. When I grow up, I wanna be just like you, Xellos! |
| 2. Lina can die, for all I care. |
| 1. Who really CARES about the Sword of Light?! |
| Top 10 Things Amelia Would Never Say |
| 10. Forget it, Xellos. You can keep your evil ways. |
| 9. I'm scared of heights! |
| 8. Watch it, Lina. |
| 7. Power of justice? What's that? |
| 6. Hey Xellos, can you teach me to be evil? |
| 5. Maybe I should hire someone to fight my battles for me... |
| 4. Seyruun? Never heard of it! |
| 3. Zelgadis, quit sulking and get a life! |
| 2. My dad IS pretty ugly... |
| 1. Justice is bogus! |
| Top 10 Things Zelgadis Would Never Say |
| 10. Rezo's really not such a bad guy. |
| 9. Go get the Claire Bible yourself! |
| 8. Wanna have a sing-along? |
| 7. I wish I had hair like yours, Gourry. |
| 6. Hey Xellos, want to go to the mall on Saturday? |
| 5. No! I want to watch the "Happy Happy Show"! |
| 4.Groovy! |
| 3. Lecture me on justcie again, Amelia. PLEEEEEEEEEEASE?! |
| 2. Being a chimera's not so bad, actually. |
| 1. Why would I need a cure? |
| Top 10 Things Filia Would Never Say |
| 10. Let's eat. We'll go to the temple of the Fire Dragon King later. |
| 9. What prophecy? |
| 8. I don't mind paying for all the food. Really. |
| 7. Call me "Boss" any time you want, Jillas. |
| 6. Perhaps I should serve Beastmaster Zelas instead. |
| 5. Yo, Valgaav. Wazzup? |
| 4. I don't really want to know if my race murdered the Ancient Dragons. |
| 3. Mozaku are so cool! |
| 2. Maces are out of style, aren't they? |
| 1. I agree with you, Xellos. |
| Top 10 Things Xellos Would Never Say |
| 10. Darn. I forgot Hellmaster's plans. |
| 9. Finally! I have the final weapon! ... Is something supposed to happen? |
| 8. Life is wonderful! |
| 7. Miss Amelia, you're the best! |
| 6. Where does Lord Beastmaster live again? |
| 5. Now THAT is a... Uh, what was the line? |
| 4. I don't wanna be a mozaku anymore! I wanna be a DRAGON!! |
| 3. I hate negative emotions! |
| 2. Shoot! My plans got messed up. |
| 1. I won't keep secrets from you! |
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