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Letter From Gomorrah
Read Issue 60: Road transport and Kenyan Music
A look at the fascinating (not my words!) Journal
Much needed Peace And Quiet
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5 November: The Matrix Revolutions!
7 November: Mbwa Kali concert!
10 November: All public universities unceremoniously close
11 November: Beginning of lengthy and unwanted holiday for some disgruntled Uni students.
15 November: Nation Golf Finals

Bombay : An explosion shaped like a harbour

A BEAUTY PAEGENT like no other!
THIS IS A DREAM!
SOCCER MANIA - clash of the titans
DO TELL... Questions that beggar an answer!
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EULOGIES should be more along these lines....
THE GIRLS PLAY BALL
INTELLIGENCE is not as common as you think!
Fun and games at a UNIVERSITY RIOT!
There are SOME DAYS...
A KUMI KUMI Guide for the novices. A MUST read!
A POEM for someone special!
DEAREST JOHN: John Doe's better half replies with energy to issues raised by her worse half!
DEAREST JANE: A man addresses issues such as crossing rivers for his beloved...
FAVOURITE MOVIES Some notable personalities share their favourite flicks
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE AFGHANISTANI BROADCASTING CORPORATION The proprietor of Afghanistan's first TV studio shares his visions
DEDICATIONS: Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and not so loved ones

I would like to take this opportunity to offer condolences to my boy Wayne for the loss of his mum on Wednesday evening. We're here for you guy. Our prayers are with you.

Still more proof of the Great One Upstairs' sense of humour, in a rare turn of the tables, the academic staff of all public universities are going on strike come Monday morning in an attempt to convince those fat fools who sit in parliament to pay them more than the domestic workers of a chief justice.

I wish them luck! They'll need it!

The commandment that goes something along the lines"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods" I have on authority used to read "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass".

On retrospect if it had been retained in it's original form this Gene Robinson business would never have arisen!

Went with my lads to watch the Matrix Revolutions on its premiere. Someone suggested that the iron men from the people watching the premiere of a movie goes straight to the same, and if that is the case, they'd better not quit their day jobs because quite frankly the best word to describe that flick, compared to its predecessors, is utter BOLLOCKS!

The corny line engine that was showing evidence in Reloaded was clearly in overdrive. There is nothing as horrible sounding as six men groaning in unison whenever a character on screen saw something in the face of another character and could apparently read the same like a cheap novel.

The gentleman in front of me burst a blood vessel in his remarkably bald head trying to follow the story and I don't blame him either. People were dying and resurrecting by the dozen.

Morpheus and that French dude apparently are only in the movie because they had sat down to rest after Reloaded but before they could stand up Revolutions had been shot, edited and was in movie theaters around the world.

Smith took over The Oracle's Body. He also took over Neo's. Let's be fair here -- either both Neo and The Oracle die with Smith or they both survive. Let's not take this affirmative action too seriously!

As for those contraptions like robots Zion's infantrymen were using, I suspect that after the lethal injection, this thing will be the next execution method. I cannot think of a worse way to go to war.

Memo to Zion: The wheel was invented eons ago. Why you elected for extremely uncomfortable legs as a method of propulsion is beyond me! I could have sworn some of those drivers were getting seasick from all that jerking and swaying.

And what's the deal with the driver bring IN FRONT of the bloody thing? A stone wielded by a small boy could stop all that firepower in its tracks! I mean, it's like having a canvas bucket seat at the front of a tank! Who designed those things? George Bush?

Bush. CIA. Osama. Bomb. Al Qaeda. Saddam Hussein. Chemical Ali. Bowling Ali. Dimly Lit Ali. Dead End Ali.