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Well, for those bitter ones who send me truly unprintable things whenever I slack off on the updates or do them too quickly good news for you! I've set up a RSS feed for you to be notified on updates. Some people suggested an email list but I'm sure you get enough mail as it is. In any case I'm sketchy at sending mail but my track record at replying stands at 100% |
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After consultations among the cabinet, it has been decided that the Government shall settle the former Vice President Michael Kijana Wamalawa's debts, chief among them the balance of his 45 million shilling house. Now, don't get me wrong -- I really admired the dude. In fact after his demise the collective IQ of the cabinet halved. However I don't see why the hard pressed Kenyan taxpayer has to pay the odd 25 million shillings bob to settle what are clearly extravagantly acquired debts! Why should the taxpayer pay for land to be bought from his neighbours? Settling his family is one thing but a 45 million bob house is LUDICROUS!! |
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Now then, if you're not aware with the details of Kenyan Hypocrisy at its finest do acquaint yourself with the issue here. It would seem that furore from all the right quarters such as FIDA and Minister Najib Balala have fueled action I feel sure would not have occurred under normal circumstances. As we speak the one of the asinine guards who threw her out of the building is enjoying the decor of Central Police station. His buddy who got wind of the impending hospitality of the Government Of Kenya made like a good basketball and bounced. But it's just a matter of time before he's welcoming bedbugs into his bosom. However, the opportunist public that beat her, tried to strip her and tried to find if there was any more room for them, in those jeans have escaped scot free, including the Bible quoting Tower of Bollocks. If any of them is browsing these pages this is for you [Click Here] |
Some Kenyan shocked me into stunned amazement by assuring me that I am a conservative individual intolerant to opposing views. When I had wiped the tears from my eyes and stopped laughing I put on a brave face to keep from laughing again. If anyone else thinks I'm conservative please let me know why you think so! The more entertainment I get the better! |
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After a very successful Up In Smoke Tour, where the entire United States was toured, G Unit members Two Bob (extreme left) Tinga Banks and rapper cum producer Yeminem try out the first product of their clothing line, Constitutional™ |
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In a clever move aimed at outwitting Transport Minister John Michuki, enterprising individuals have attempted to circumvent regulations on matatus and buses and have taken to transporting commuters by boat |
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Keen to fix his image as a colossal and quintessential bore, Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki indulges in a game of spin the bottle. After taking a challenge to be tied to a good lady and do the tango matters turned to a panic when it is announced that Lucy has arrived. Here we see a panicked Kibaki desperately gesture for scissors |
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