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 Anglo Leasing : The current regime is firmly in the mix! Heads must roll Passport Scandal Superintendent Odol, fired because of doing his job and preventing grabbing of land by an Assistant Minister Karissa Maitha, MP & Minister for Tourism : No stone was to be left unturned in the quest to discover who burnt down City Hall. We still await with bated breath Najib Balala, MP & Minister, Cultural Heritage : Encouraging Kenyans to lynch one another Goldenberg: I think I'm the only one in Kenya who did not receive money from this thing! Robert Ouko: Shot himself, torched himself and drove himself to Got Alila in that order John Serut, MP: Pouncer on female interns Sospeter Ojaamong MP: Wife's face keeps accidentally hitting his fist. Reuben Ndolo, MP: Encouraging Kenyans to torch others. Musa Sirma, MP: Encouraging Kenyans to slash one another Mwangi Kiunjuri, MP & Assistant Minister, Energy: Playing games of bedminton on Koinange Street Chirau Mwakwere, MP & Minister, Foreign Affairs: See above Maina Kamada, MP & Assistant Minister: Opening his mouth and talking! |
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Even before you cry foul about my absence be sure to read this little document that should explain everything. Otherwise for those worried about the health of yours truly, not to worry. I am in excellent health and spirits. Neither me nor my hair have grown any shorter. Been busy and been traveling a bit but now have a bit more time for this indulgence |
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| Can you be cleared from corruption on the strength that your boyz say you are a good man! Can you as the boss shirk responsibility from scandals that took off after your own authorization Can you bleat incoherently about being in charge as things are falling to pieces around you Can you tell the public with a straight face that there is no maize to last 45 days and the following day deny it, despite having been captured on TV |
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My eyes almost burst their moorings in complete and utter amazement at something I saw on TV the other day, that can only, and I do mean only, happen in Kenya, a country that is home to a number of ludicrous happenings. Henry Wanyoike, the Blind Athlete who did Kenya proud and won two gold medals in the Special Olympics in Athens was rewarded with 2 (two) 51 inch colour TELEVISIONS. Huh?!! |
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Say many things about Kenyan men but there are some who by no stretch of the imagination are gender insensitive. Why do I say this? Because in yet another mayoral poll marked by - er - commotion there was on in |
particular that stood out because the entire mayoral parlour was like the scene of Matrix Reloaded when Neo, Trinity and Morpheus are in that French dude's crib and they are kicking the crap out of everyone. There was a male councilor, face contorted with the effort, casting prejudice to the winds and clobbering soundly a female councilor with zest and energy. She was giving as good as she got, her fake hair jumping up and down with her every motion. To run for pubic office in Kenya you need to be: |
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I would like to have this man's job. People get to salute me, people call me 'your excellency', I get invited to other countries, I can order soldiers to play hop-scotch (being their commander and all), I can fly in peace without listening to howling babies and smug stewards offering me tiny sandwiches and thimbles of Schweppes masquerading as snacks. |
I earn 2 million bob a month and spend none of it. All i have to do is speak incoherently at public functions and do NOTHING WHATSOEVER |
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If you have never occasioned to meet, or even listen to our new Mayor, Dick Wathika, then you have not missed much. Never have i seen so much ineptitude compressed into one person. IN the morning after his election, the schmuck whispered to the town clerk to recommend his allowance be increased, forgetting that he was whispering into both the town clerk's ear and a live mike. Then the other day he described where he was living (South C) as a 'Jua Kali' place. Can Jozie and Muthoni, Ben, Haro and all other residents please stand up and be counted! |
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US Defence Secretary Colin 'Neo' Powell explains to the press and to the amazed General seated behind him exactly how he plans not only to match Pierce Brosnan as the next James Bond, but also to top him in that capacity. Here he shows how he personally would have taken down Jaws had he met that gentleman in person. |
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When proceedings at the Waki inquiry became too boring, one of the witnesses always found a way to make things hum with some resounding entertainment. Here we catch the budding member of Terror Squad in action " ... do the ROCKAWAY, now LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK ..." |
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President Mwai Kibaki has a sudden sneaking suspicion that he is not going to hear an earth shaking performance of "Yeah!" after all. Where the artist has to wear identification there is usually a problem |
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