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All things considered, it's been a lousy 2004 so far. I cannot off the top of my head think of a single good thing that has made 2004 and better than 2003. But I'm trying to be optimistic this year so the only thing I am looking forward to is laying it thickly on all the things that have bothered me this year! If you have relatives in Government I apologize in advance for the NEXT ISSUE! |
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One of the repercussions of one John Michuki, Transport Minister's edict is that we are seeing cars on the road with number plates like KMB 7. People are actually driving what can best be described as Concours D'Elegance. Some of the cars I see are cold have been driven by Henry Ford himself . I can even swear I saw a Daimler! It's just a matter of time before i see a car with a starter handle! Tomorrow i'll be setting off in my horse drawn buggy. |
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There's a Nigerian cat out there who wants me to find his sister. I cannot even begin to start explaining exactly how the gentleman thinks I can be of any assistance! But at least he didn't ask for my bank details so he could wire into my account some of Abacha's millions! I suppose I should be flattered to be a budding 419 target :) |
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Never have I been so supportive of a candidate in any elections that I have of one John Kerry.If a can of peas was to run for office I'd shout its praises to the heavens. |
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President Mwai Kibaki smiles uncomfortably and sweats as he struggles to remember if he's visiting a neighboring country or if the national language of Kenya was changed in his absence |
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In an attempt to encourage public spending, the Central Bank of Kenya introduces a 40 shilling coin. The CBK Governor hails as a 'stroke of genius' the scary face that encourages consumers to get rid of the coin ASAP. |
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Despite the difference in uniforms, representative countries, languages and beliefs, Kenyan player George Waweru and Malian player Frederick Kanoute are in total agreement over one thing -- that George Waweru has indeed kicked, and kicked very hard and very accurately, the wrong ball |
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Retired Reverend Timothy Njoya laughs a fake laugh and looks with sympathy at the poor fool laughing three hours after the joke told at breakfast. |
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Leader of the Official Opposition Uhuru Kenyatta sweats in a sudden panic as what he realizes to be a lice attack strikes as he is on national TV. He is later informed that running his hands leisurely through his hair was not a convincing way to deal with that particular problem |
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| Some stuff really ticks me off. I mean REALLY ticks me off... |
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