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I'm not sure if its just me, but I'm hard pressed to tell if 2004 is actually better than 2003. My ATM laughs in my face whenever Ii approach it. I have become a master at leaving work promptly on time (overtime has ceased to be a word in my vocabulary). The Mayor and his merry men are not improving my lot in life. Harrump! |
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Last Thursday my boy 'Homeboy' was involved in a matatu road accident in Ruiru. Unfortunately it was fatal and he is no longer with us anymore. |
We went to visit the family on Saturday and spent most of the afternoon with them. It was moving to see just how well the family is coping with the loss. Spare a prayer for Homeboy and his family, the Mwihias. The funeral's this Saturday. |
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President Mwai Kibaki struggles desperately to remember if he is giving the national flag or receiving it. The President is also fighting mightily to recall if he is the captain of the soccer team or if and who the funny guy in the middle is |
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The Minister of Local Government, Karisa Maitha, the President of Kenya, Mwai Kibaki and the first son, Jimmy Kibaki struggle to contain themselves as they observe a huge piece of spinach between the first lady's front teeth. |
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Lawyer Fred Ojiambo confesses to a colleague that it was probably not a good idea to have indulged in a buffet at a Chinese restaurant followed by a buffet in a Mexican restaurant. |
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Ford People leader Simeon Nyachae and Official Leader of the opposition Uhuru Kenyatta shake hands civilly after realizing they are wearing the same suit |
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The First Lady informs His Excellency that he'd jolly well better have put the seat down and dried the bathroom floor. |
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The plainclothes policeman leaves no doubt as to whom he feels is the man behind the sudden fouling of the courtroom air. Kamlesh Pattni's innocent look does not fool the veteran officer. |
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While Education Minister George Saitoti throws his hands in the air, and waves them around like he just don't care, Kerio MP Nicholas Biwott wishes his colleague would embrace the technology of roll-on |
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