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Issue 72 (Wed March 24) : Ever Blazing entertainment and the eloquence, or lack thereof, of the Kibaki cabinet
Information desk

22 April: Microsoft DevDays Kenya
1 May: Labour Day. (Cruel fate that it falls on Saturday!)

A heartfelt LETTER FROM GOMORRAH
A BEAUTY PAEGENT like no other!
THIS IS A DREAM!
SOCCER MANIA - clash of the titans
DO TELL ... Questions that beggar an answer!
Keep up to date. Visit the INFORMATION DESK
EULOGIES should be more along these line s ...
THE GIRLS PLAY BALL
INTELLIGENCE is not as common as you think!
Fun and games at a UNIVERSITY RIOT!
There are SOME DAYS ...
A KUMI KUMI Guide for the novices. A MUST read!
A POEM for someone special!
DEAREST JOHN: John Doe's better half replies with energy to issues raised by her worse half!
DEAREST JANE: A man addresses issues such as crossing rivers for his be loved ...
FAVOURITE MOVIES Some notable personalities share their favourite flicks
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE AFGHANISTANI BROADCASTING CORPORATION The proprietor of Afghanistan's first TV studio shares his visions

Yes yes, I've taken my time about the updates! Well, i'm not sorry! Just when I think I have a million things to do they turn out to be a million and one. But it's all good. Better late than never. Besides, it's always good to keep you on your toes!

Hey, Daudi, why' re you offline?!!

Spare a moment and a prayer for some dear friends of mine who have suffered tragedy this past month.

Do pray for my lad Philip, who' se dad was the Headmaster of Aga Khan and perished in that fiasco on Lake Baringo.

Also pray for my lad Allan who lost his mum after a long illness on Monday morning.

I've decided to become a rapper. Yes sir, you heard it here first. I've been studying our local rappers for some years now and I believe I have the formula to make it. I have managed to gather together some crucial components to make it in the game:

Bunch of idlers to throw their hands in the air behind me when I am performing
Since there are fiscal constraints in getting Celtics tops and hats for me and my eight lads, I'll make do with Nzoia Sugar kits for 4 of us. The rest will have to make do with Blue Band and Kimbo T-Shirts and Ng'ombe barbed wire caps.
For 1,000 bob you'd be amazed at the amount of authentic fakes one can get on the back roads of our good city. For very little one can get Reebock™ shoes, Rollecks™ watches, Shawn John™ odds and ends -- the list is endless!
I can shout "Mike check, one two, one two" for hours on end
I can force rhymes, even when it is impossible:

My friends them tell me I am tall,
so I went to the ho-ho-hospital,
why I went I cannot recall,
so please help me out, all-o-y'all

Muthoni was in Egypt a couple of weeks ago seeing the sights and hearing the sounds and the photos that were testament to the visit have left me with an extremely strong urge to visit the same. I'd give my left -- er -- arm to:

Poke fingers in tombs and awake centuries old curses and visit the plagues upon the Earth!

Beautify the statue of Queen Cleopatra. I've always thought that an excellent handle bar moustachewould suit her very well .I've a set of makers ready for just such an occasion

Inquire from the Mummies what happened to the Daddies.

Ask them Sphinxes why they sit there so smugly. They must know something that we don't.

Slide/Tumble down the side of the Pyramid (In the good old days of bone crunching rugby I mastered the art of losing large amounts of skin to Mother Nature.

D-day is in a couple of months. If you wish to be roundly cursed and thrown out of Egyptian hotels for disturbing other guests with noise, laughter and unmelodious singing let me know!

Bush. CIA. Osama. Bomb. Al Qaeda. Saddam Hussein. Chemical Ali. Bowling Ali. Dimly Lit Ali. Dead End Ali.

Only in Kenya can rappers floss about drinking Hennessey and most of them think it's a type of Porridge!

Some more fine produce of the MotherLand
The Kenyan Pundit
Jozie's
Mental Acrobatics
Unganisha
Two4Dice
Mashada
The Confused Kikuyu
Aturi