This is a Zoot Review unscripted advertisement.
If you can't wait to get your hands on the new albums from bands like 'Radiohead', 'Cold Play', 'Powderfinger' or 'Something For Kate', maybe you should try 'Biting My Ass'.
That's right, if you want more emotion and deeper depression in your music, you need to experience the pure emotive power of 'Biting My Ass'. Nothing can bring you to your knees and make your jaw clench quite like 'Biting My Ass' can.
You can't go past 'Biting My Ass' for songs like these instant classics: 'I am a Tortured Genius'; 'My Pain is Bigger than Your Pain'; the teen anthem 'Let's Get Depressed Together'; the angry 'I Have Artistic Merit'; and the haunting 'I'm Constantly Breaking Up With Chicks'...
I knew this chick
She broke up with me
I saw this other chick
She broke up with me
A chick walked past my house
And she broke up with me
We don't have to go out or even kiss
I'm constantly breaking up with...
I just can't get enough of...
Constantly breaking up with chiiiiiiiiiiicks.
So head down to your local record store and inquire about 'Biting My Ass' today, because when it comes to music, you know what you like and don't like... and I'm sure you'll love 'Biting My Ass'.
Hmmm... I think I've probably offended a few peoples musical tastes with that. I look forward to reading your retaliatory emails over Chinese food and bourbon.
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
