"Dreams" by Leonardo Castro A timeless Slayers fic. Really. Judging by the tenses, the fic has happened, is happening, and will happen all at once. "a knight to remember" by lita A Sailor Moon story written in practically one really long sentence. The author is so obsessed with hiding the truth, she even keeps the plot a secret. I am not responsible if reading this makes your head explode. "Four Becomes Two" by Leonardo Castro Another Slayers fic by the same person who wrote the one above. Yet another story where all the characters end up in bed with each other for apparently no good reason (don't worry, it's hardly a lemon). "Anime Yuy" by Anime A Gundam Wing fic. At least, I THINK it's a Gundam fic. Maybe a DBZ fic posing as a Gundam fic. Or just a self-insertion story. But it's messed up, regardless. And Patches makes a couple cameos! "People just chang"(sic) by Baby Another Gundam fic with no plot, horrible grammar, strange mischaracterizations, and amusing spelling errors. This is a six-part story, but since each part was really short, I put them all into one text file. Plus, this story is responsible for the death of one of my MSTers! "No Need to explode the Masaki house!" by Sasami fan Even the title makes no sense! Here's a wonderful short Tenchi Muyo! fic that just doesn't go anywhere. It is in this story that we are introduced to the all-purpose word "exploid". "GATEWAY IN TIME" by kiaro A Ronin Warriors and Sailor Moon crossover (shh, don't tell Sonjia about the Sailor Moon part) that makes absolutely no sense. Very redundant, and I never really had the will to finish this, so it's only the first two parts. "Anime Yuy II" by Anime Anime's back in the sequel to her self-insertion Gundam fic that has nothing to do with Gundam. Same plotlessness, typos, and mischaracterazations as before. Plus, we meet a strange new character named Tree. Oh, and since my MSTers are getting a little sick of these, uh, they're slightly more vulgar in this than usual (nothing major, I promise). "aaaaahhhhhh" by lita THE stupidest, most pointless fic ever written. Period. "aaahhhh2" by lita And, defying all known forms of coherent thought, she SEQUELED it. "Arrow" by Anime The ramble of a story that talks about the author's social life, set in the DBZ world. Amusing egotism that just flat can't be backed up. "Arrow part 1" "Arrow part 2" "Arrow part 3" "Arrow part 4" "New Girl In Gea" by saria almasy albatou kinneas strategos syaoran vegeta dincht No, I'm not making that up. That's what her pen name really is o_O. Anyway, I finally found an MST-worthy Escaflowne fic! Yet another self-insertion that pairs the author up with her favorite guys. And this story takes the term "poor word choice" to whole new extents o_O. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 "the worlds most poewrful ki" by Allison Meore I have yet to figure out whether this story is intentionally bad, or if the author really is an 8 year-old who can't spell to save her life. Regardless, here is one of the most amusingly godawful stories I have yet to come across. And it's DBZ, no less. "Lina" by Anime No, not the one from Slayers, sadly. Yet another one of her self-insertion DBZ fics. This time, she's decided to take Bulma's place to have "Vijeta" to herself. Classic Anime here. "The sichi seishi reunion" by Fire_gal I sure haven't seen too many MSTed Fushigi Yuugi fics around. Hopefully my lack of knowledge of the OAV series doesn't make me look like as much of an idiot as the author does with her lack of knowledge of simple English grammar. "Ronin Warriors - A New Evil" by silver stargazer A story that is strangely both vague and redundant at the same time. So vague, that the MSTers have filled in all the unknowns with their own ideas. Needless to say, it gets really weird ^_^*. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 "Hellstorm Evangelion" by Issei Mataloun Ohhhhh boy. That's right, we've got a fic here by the notorious Issei Mataloun. Read in amusement at the ridiculous out-of-characterness, gratuitous violence, and the bumbling adventures of Satanic minions! Let the carnage begin! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Epilogue Issei Strikes Back "Keeper of Time" by Anime Although it says its a Sailor Moon fic, this, like all Anime fics, is just a plotless ramble about Anime's avatar, set in a universe that barely resembles the actual show. Here, you will find children used as gambling fodder, spontaneous sex changes, and obscure Trigun references. You will NOT find, however, commas, coherent thought, or character names. Enjoy. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 "A New Senshi" by Anime By the title, you can probably already tell that this is just one long romp through cliche land. This is Anime's first posted fanfic! If you thought she was egotistical later, wait until you see how bad she was initially. This fic also could give "people just chang" a run for its money as the fic containing the most amusing typo. "New Gung-Ho Gun" by MecurySly Wow, more "New" characters! This time it's an assassin/Charlie's Angel/Dilandau whom Legato takes a fancy to. Also, the word "said" seems to have been eradicated from the Trigun world. But instead of Issei's beloved "sayed", this author has found a more interesting word to replace it with. This fic, as well as my commentary on it, contains implied spoilers. Part 1 Part 1, Part 2 MST - warlords and Kayura Revenge by silver_stargazer And now for something completely different. The Ronins and a mysterious entity known as "Me" attempt to MST a fanfic, but are sadly less coherent than what they're trying to make fun of. Even then, it comes across as more of an interactive beta reading than an MST. Therefore, we present the MST... of an MST. Amelia's Wish Come True by Leonardo Castro Ah, nostalgia trip. Another everyone-in-Slayers-gets-hitched-for-no-particular-reason fic by the very first person I ever MSTed. It introduces some plot elements, but then forgets about them in favor of nothing but unexplainable mush. And due to extreme circumstances which will be made plain in the fic, another pair of riffers make an appearance. The Return of Spike by bebopfan101 Obvious spoilers for the end of Cowboy Bebop in this terribly cliche fic. Spike wakes up to a universe filled with strange currency, lots of water, and people with crazy accents. "Celestial Knight" by Shi-chan Delving into the world of video games, we found this Kingdom Hearts fic. A god-like avatar finds herself on Destiny Island, which has become strangely overpopulated with sado-masochists and no longer obeys the laws of physics. Can she get cozy with Riku before her creative license expires? Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Duo's Hat by Anime Ah, after a year of absence, my favorite person returns with this one-shot. Duo's daughter is a gender-bending chicken, while Duo himself is a senile old man caught in a time paradox in this fic that gives new definition to the word "predictable". "Kikyou's soul protecter (sic)" by InuYasha614 An insert character is on a quest to regain her omnipotence. Shippo thinks she's pretty cute, so spreads the out-of-character bug to the rest of the cast to force them to help. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10