LATEST NEWS 23 January 2003: Congratulations! Three years and we're still going strong! I'm amazed the page hasn't been shut down yet... can't say the same for the Black List or the Bitch Board. Keep checking back though, I'm intending on replacing these little gems.

We now have t-shirts! You can check them out here... show your support for the Bitch Page and wear these shirts proudly. I'll be making a new one every week, and I'm excited to say you probably WILL get into trouble for wearing these out and about.

Thanks to all the diehard flight attendants who keep sending those juicy stories even though I've been outta commission for the past couple months. Also, thanks for all the crew juice recipes... yum! Check around the site, there's some new stuff out there...

LATEST NEWS 14 May 2002: Hello! I'm back! Did you miss me? No?!? GASP! That's okay, I didn't miss you guys either, so ha ha...

Just kidding of course. I've taken a little hiatus and now back for the attack. I've spent the last several months getting reacquainted with my chi, and now I'm feeling better than ever: I'm Dave Meadows X100. I've got lots of new stories and jokes so make sure to check those out.

And we've got bag tags! No, honestly... we've finally got bag tags! I'm setting up a store with ebay now and should be selling them at the end of next week. Swing by, check them out, and pick out your favorite one...

And it looks we're stuck with the little "Geocities" banners at the top of the page, how annoying is that? Anyways, hope everyone is doing well up in the skies and fly safe...

LATEST NEWS 28 AUGUST 2001: Finally... I have some time to update the page! (about time). I just got back from a long excruciating four-day trip which left me exhausted. But I worked with this really cool girl named Carey who made the whole ordeal worthwhile. She's probably reading this right now so all I'll say is that I had a really great time. Enough. Said.

Somebody please help me try to understand... WHAT IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA PEOPLE?!? Every trip down to Florida this month has been filled with freaks and dickheads. I think the heat must evaporate their brains.

Check this out: the last flight of my four-day I decided to make some crew juice. I thought since I've read so much crew juice recipes and tested so many batches, then surely I can make some from scratch. Oh boy, was I sorely mistaken. I made a concoction that slighltly reminded me of super-sweet Kool Aid and ghetto beer. God was it awful. My friend tried it and managed to say "Well, it has a bit of an after-taste." After-taste? I'm lucky my throat didn't constrict and choke me to death...