| *I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. *I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time, so I ordered toast from the Renaissance. *What happens if you get scared to death twice? *I'm blonde; what's your excuse? *Before you decide to live by the early bird policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm. *Star light / Star bright / Where the hell is Mister Right? *One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. *They say love hides behind every corner... Apparently, I'm walking in circles. *4 out of 5 voices in my head are telling me to go back to sleep. *I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good, either. *The closest he will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle. *I ran into my ex yesterday. Then, I put the car in reverse and hit him again. *The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water. *Money and looks can't buy everything, but they're all I've got! *There are easier things in life than finding a good man; nailing Jello to a tree, for instance. *She's a few bombs short of a cluster. *Don't look at me in that tone of voice. *Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? |
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