| *Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be recieving if you touch me? *I plead contemporary insanity. *And which dwarf are you? *I refuse to star in your psychodrama. *I thought I wanted a career. Turned out I just wanted paychecks. *How do I set the laser printer to 'stun?' *I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. *I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go? *Gene Police! Get out of the pool! *When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. *I don't believe in miracles; I rely on them. *Next mood swing: six minutes. *I hate everybody, and you're next. *Please don't make me kill you. *And your point is...? *I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. *Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. *Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? *I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time. *All stressed out and no one to choke. *If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy. *Psst! Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear. *I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun... what were you saying? *Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy. *Opportunity knocks only once. If you hear a second knock, it's probably a Jehovah's witness. *Assassins do it from behind. *We're all our fathers' fastest swimmers. *For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. *The wages of sin are eternal damnation. (The hours are good, though.) *ZenCrafters: Total enlightenment in about an hour. *A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste. *"Veni, vidi, velcro." Translation: I came, I saw, I stuck around. *Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished. *We can't all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. *They say when nature calls, you should answer it. I say let the answering machine get it. *And he disappeared in a puff of logic. *I'd give a thousand dollars to be one of them thar millionaires! *I am the one your parents warned you about. *I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant. *I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head. *If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. *The voices in my head may not be real, but they do have some good ideas! *I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed. *I can see clearly now; the brain is gone... |
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