the Lively Arts
The unsolved mysteries of "Digimon Tamers" - (7/2/02) (Points to self and screams "GEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!")
Rating the 2002 Cartoons Part One - (9/18/02) Summon Blue-Eyed Stupid Dragon!!!
Rating the 2002 Cartoons Part Two - (9/30/02) "This is going to be one long-ass morning."
Academy Awards 2003 Predictions! - (3/10/03) In which your dear little psychic Monster posts her personal picks and more likely sure bets. And also forgets her meds and randomly hates on the American Film Institute.
Rating the 2003 Cartoons - (9/23/03) "Season FOUR!!!!!"
Academy Awards 2004 Predictions! - (2/3/04 - 3/30/04 [shut up, I was busy]) In which your dear little psychic Monster posts her personal picks and more likely sure bets. Again.
Rating the 2004 Cartoons - (11/5/04) "I dig giant robots. / You dig giant robots. / Would you like to meet a giant robot, too?" (Wait...)
Academy Awards 2005 Predictions! - (2/11/05 - 3/14/05) The Oscar-Nominated “the Polar Express”. (Weeps quietly.)
Rating the 2005 Cartoons - (9/8/05) This edition is X-TREEM UNLEASHED 4 TEENZ!!!!! (Updated 10/20/05)


the Fit of Creativity (And some holiday-themed stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else.)
the RadioBoston.com Banner Ad Archive - (7/16/02) Man this is depressing.
Auntie Nessie's Halloween Costume Ideas - (10/17/03) "Remember to interpret peoples' baffled reactions to these costumes as wonder and awe at your creativity."
the SkyMall Holiday Gift Guide - (11/24/03) Little mittens for your ears!!!
The Land of Bargain Toys - (11/29/04) I am a tree ornament. We are the tree ornaments. I am the baby mermaid!
The Gallery of Rejected Dungeons and Dragons Monstrous Manual Characters - (3/14/05) Some drawings I did while bored. Enjoy.
The Land of Bargain Halloween Costumes - (10/20/05) But they *are* better than no costume at all.
Return to the Land of Bargain Toys - (12/7/05) Mad-Ness' and LaGremlin's first (ill-advised) Marvel Team-Up!
Yet Another Crazy Gift Guide! - (12/12/06) We have finally reached the point where I can't tell if this kind of thing is for real.
Revenge of the Skymall Gift Guide! - (12/5/07) "Heartbreakingly real"
Yet ANOTHER Crazy Gift Guide! - (11/28/08) The "Horrible Economy" Edition
Yet ANOTHER Crazy Gift Guide! - (11/28/08) The "Screw the Horrible Economy, I Have Money!" Edition

Storytime!
Nessie's All-Star Holiday Spectacular! - (12/18/02) "Hang up your stocking / and SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!"

Nessie Abroad!
Fun with Maine print ads! - (7/2/02) "LOBSTERS of UNUSUAL SIZE!!!"
California Speed Ratings! - (12/4/02) A quick take on my California Adventure, for those with no patience for the long version.
Nessie's Excellent California Adventure - (2/11/03) "With the birds I share this lone-eh-lay vieeeeeooooooooooooew..."
Nessie's Bogus Las Vegas Journey - (3/30/04) Also: "Ness in Santa Monica 2: Cruise Control". With pictures. (It wasn't really bogus; I had fun. It's just that, you know, the title, I had to.)
Nessie Does Disney World! - (5/4/04) "I survived 'A Bug's Life 3-D'!!!"
California Part Three! - (5/16/05) Pretty pictures from California.
Revenge of the Amusing Print Ads! - (9/20/06) Four or five years later and they’re still amusing.
Kingdom Gallbladders - (began 3/25/08) Long, rambling, incoherant Walt Disney World trip report. Also, the first thing I wrote after having my Laparoscopic Cholecystectomy (trust me, you'll be able to tell).