"I thought you didn't have legs." "I don't." "Well, where did you get 
    the footsteps?" -Crow/Tom Servo/Crow.
 "Kcot kcit, kcot kcit." -Tom Servo (as watch).
 "Lembach is staying." -All, et. al.
 "Oh no, they're going to make more British people!" -Mike.
 "The Golden Arches!  He's McProjecting himself." -Mike.
 "The great monsters of the cinema: Frankenstein's Monster! Dracula! 
    Paul!" -Tom Servo.
 "The incredible, edible Earth!" -Tom Servo.
 "Yeah, I always kill when I panic." -Tom Servo.

 "Activate the gravity curtain." "Or the venetian gravity blinds." 
    -Cecil/Tom Servo (as Cecil).
 "Attack of the killer peanut brittle!" -Crow.
 "Da dum, da dum!  Push him on the gravity plate!" -Mike.
 "Dino, no!" -Mike.
 "Grandpa tried to use the microwave again." -Crow.
 "Hemorrhoids!  Get the Tucks!" -Crow.
 "Honey bunches of death!" -Tom Servo.
 "Houston, we have a moron, out." -Mike.
 "I just want to remind you this is a Northwest flight, so we'll be 
    sitting on the tarmac for an hour with no beverages and air 
    conditioning, and we're out of meals, and our flight attendants are 
    overworked and abusive, and if you complain, we'll throw you off the 
    flight." -Mike (as astronaut).
 "Is someone rubbing a cat against a zither?" -Tom Servo.
 "It's just a Shar Pei with a parted afro wearing a pizza slicer." -Tom 
    Servo.
 "Laura Petri, you are charged with treason!" -Tom Servo.
 "Let's take roll call.  Me? Here. Ray? Dead.  Okay, that's clearer." 
    -Crow (as Frank).
 "Linoleum Tile of Doom." -Mike.
 "No fair!  You can't flash back to stuff we saw ten seconds ago!" -Crow.
 "Oh no, a colony of tiny mimes!" -Mike.
 "Oh, the hell with every last one of you!" -Gypsy.
 "Pegasus 4, you are..." "Completely boned." -Control/Mike (as Control).
 "Put the combat rod in position." -Cecil.
 "So people are just balloons?" -Crow.
 "Soup is funny." -Crow (as Andy Rooney).
 "The Phantom Planet is quilted for softness." -Mike.
 "Tight turning radius on the chicken thing." -Crow.
 "Today, the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza 
    pie." "Scientists believe 'that's amore'." -Crow/Tom Servo.
 "Well, maybe if they didn't disguise the planet as a Chicken McNugget, 
    the dogs wouldn't attack it." -Crow.
 "Who knew that Hall's vapor action could be so powerful?" -Tom Servo.
 "You know, Captain, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced 
    that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the 
    beautiful." -Ray. et al.
 "You wouldn't want to try Tiffany Amber Theisen and eggs Florentine, 
    would you?" -Tom Servo.

 "Christmas ornament of the gods." -Tom Servo.
 "If this is all the gods can do, I'm over to the Darkside so fast." 
    -Tom Servo.
 "I hate it when Aztecs force themselves into your hotel room and make 
    you try on belts." -Tom Servo.
 "I now know that if I ever met a puma, I can just push it over." 
    -Crow.
 "I sense danger." -Pumaman. et al.
 "It means this movie will have good shoes." -Mike.
 "POOMA-man!" -All. et al.
 "A post-it note can sense danger better than this guy!" -Crow.
 "Pumaman: Liberace with Dockers." -Mike.
 "So no one who doesn't go there doesn't not talk?" -Crow.
 "Soundtrack by my little brother's Casio." -Crow.
 "This always happens.  People throw me out windows, tell me I'm 
    Pumaman, then leave." -Crow.

 "Anaglochi translated means an animals that travels around on all fours." 
    "So, any animal." -Noel/Tom Servo.
 "Bad bad bad bad or just bad bad bad?" -Crow.
 "Chia-Estevez." -Tom Servo.
 "Chip Hilter." -Tom Servo.
 "Dis iss ahbsolutely fuhsinading." -Natalie.
 "Fidel Castro, housekeeper." -Tom Servo.
 "Freddy Krueger, Hellraiser, Paul." -Crow.
 "He's almost as hairy as Robin Williams." -Crow.
 "He's Winnie the Pooh." -Tom Servo.
 "I is here home!" -Mike (as Natalie).
 "Legends have to begin somewhere." "Like Keebler Elves." -Noel/Mike.
 "That was the sound of the director getting up and leaving." -Crow.
 "There's too much Zarindast in this movie already." -Crow.
 "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf." -Mike.
 "They're excavating a tiramisu." -Crow.
 "This is the MIR of archaeological dig." -Tom Servo.
 "Wurwilf." -Natalie.
 "You know, the antidote to being a werewolf just might be Ammonium AD." 
    -Mike.

 "A couple of no-pest strips could make this movie go away." -Tom 
    Servo.
 "And tortillas stuffed with ham!" -Bobo.
 "I love thee, filter, flavor, pack or box." -Crow.
 "Ms. Robbins, do you know anything about bees?" "No, nothing." "So you 
    stopped after A, did you?" -Inquest guy/Ms. Robbins/Mike (as 
    inquest guy.)
 "The dog's meat-have you seen it?" -Mrs. Hargrove.
 "They named every bee?  This is going to take forever." -Crow.

 "Yeah, how do you like it when the lawn piddles on you?" -Crow.

 "Full contact mulching." -Tom Servo.
 "In an unforeseen tragedy, the two actors were not in the car at the 
    time of the crash." -Crow.
 "Now, I'm going to thatch you." -Mike.
 "Oh big man, you strangled a plush toy." -Mike.
 "So, does Hardware Hank have a defense contract?" - Crow.
 "There's been a lot of involuntary on-turning." -Mike.
 "We don't need to see every part of the human anatomy outlined in 
    spandex.  I can trust it's all there." -Tom Servo.
 "What, is he going to get mauled by $100 bills?!  Do something!" -Tom       
    Servo.

 "Emby Mellay?  That's not a name, it's a bad Scrabble hand!" -Tom 
    Servo.
 "Is that your car?" "Mind if I skip rocks across it?" -Melissa/Tom 
    Servo (as Melissa).
 "I sure hope he said 'peanuts'." -Crow.
 "Make me disappear." "Yea!" -Jodie/Crow.
 "This is where the fish lives." -Melissa. et al.
 "Za!" -Jodie. et al.

 "Curse you, Maltin!" -Tom Servo.
 "I didn't know elephants exploded on impact." -Crow.
 "Pacifist or not, Ghandi's got to be chuckling about now." -Tom Servo.
 "People running through the streets yelling, 'This simply isn't done.  
    You'll be hearing from my solicitor.'" -Mike.
 "The infant, the outfant." -Crow (as professor).
 "The legendary treasure of Captain Crunch." -Crow.
 "The poor Irish-you know, if they aren't being invaded by Cromwell or 
    infested with leprechauns, they've got this guy." -Mike.
 "Well, what do you know?" "Not much, you?" -Joe/All (as Sam).
 "We're out of fresh water." "We'll have to drink concentrate, then." 
    -Sam/Mike (as Sam).
 "What's that?  Oh, pain!  Argh!" -Tom Servo (as Gorgo).

 "Bla...bla...bla...uh, hiss." -Tom Servo (as idol faces).
 "Hockey hair." -All, et. al.
 "It means 'Ooh, I'm gonna hog tie that varmint'!" -Tom Servo (as 
    Pipper).
 "Oh come on, one more sacrifice before we go." "Okay, but this is the 
    FINAL SACRIFICE!" -Tom Servo/Mike.
 "Oh, it's the 'Came with the frames' family." -Mike.
 "Oh man, that's not a nose, it's a duplex!" -Mike.
 "Seven years later..." -Mike, et. al.
 "That's an illegal use of a silent consonant." -Crow.
 "The music is really more suited to plate spinning." -Tom Servo.
 "Wait, it's me!" "I *know*." -Mike (as Rowsdower)/Crow (as Troy).
 "You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, shoving those sandwiches 
    into your face" "Singing we will, we will Rowsdower!" -Crow/All.

 "I knoooow." -Bob.
 "Just because you *can* edit doesn't mean you *should*." -Tom Servo.
 "Man, he's built like a G.I. Joe.  He even has shoulder sockets so you 
    can pose him." -Mike.
 "So, Mike, turtles excrete wax and you humans put it in cans and rub 
    it all over your cars?" -Tom Servo.
 "The sheriff's report simply read, 'ick.'" -Crow.
 "2000 flushes, the movie." -Crow.

 "I'm going to glaze your backside, young man!" -Tom Servo (as Gumbo).
 "I'm still a beautiful butterfly." -Tom Servo.
 "Please Mike, just work the lumps." -Crow.
 "Remember folks, if you die of boredom, you do not get a free coffin." 
    -Crow.
 "Yup, when you think of shocking horror, you think of German um-pah 
    music." -Crow.

 "Can you say Baydool?" "Let me try...get bent.  I guess I can't." 
    -Baydool/Pearl (as T).
 "Ew, wizard wiz!" -Pearl.
 "Going up, Chalky!" -Pearl.
 "He has his own personal airbag." -Mike.
 "I'm a sweet Delta Lady/I do what I please/I'm strong and I'm savvy/And 
    I've got *these*!" -Lady in Tom's Madrigal Choir.
 "I'm com-m-m-ming!" -Some forest guy.
 "It's hard to pick up chicks when you look like Holly Hobby." -Crow.
 "It's so awkward at the Ground Round when you have to kill a person." 
    -Tom Servo.
 "Je M'appel Bite Me!" -Crow (as T).
 "Norm!" -All (as drunk man).
 "Please, Mint-giver, we love you!" -Crow.
 "She's a Merv Griffen Production." -Pearl.
 "So he spits mosquitoes through a straw and they bite people?" -Mike.
 "So the Ewoks grew up to be big stupid men?" -Mike.
 "There's a midget under her dress pushing up." "Lucky midget!  Midgets get 
    everything." -Tom Servo/Crow.
 "This kids should really wear a hair net while fighting." -Crow.
 "This sounds like a movie that should have Matthew Broderick in it." 
    -Crow.
 "Well, better than Quest of the Delta Burkes, I suppose." -Crow.
 "Well, the movie lost me, it lost me, and it's trotting off without me." 
    -Tom Servo.
 "Wench-jacking was a big problem in the Middle Ages." -Mike.