"I'm a naughty boy!  Naughty, naughty, naughty!" -Dr. Forrester.
 "When in California, be sure to visit beautiful...oh." -Tom Servo.
 "Hey, his legs are sticking out!" -Crow.
 "I have no control." "I keep eating and eating." -Cal/Mike (as Cal).
 "Early LSD tests in the Air Force." -Tom Servo.
 "This is a job for Weenie Man!" -Crow (as Joe).
 "All that ringing.  Now we know what the world sounds like to Pete 
    Townsend." -Tom Servo.
 "Until we find out what happened, all three of us are blind." "I'll go 
    poke Webb's eyes out." -Cal/Crow (as Joe).
 "Wow, that's one hell of a viewmaster!" -Crow.
 "The secret government Eggo project." -Crow.
 "Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around." - 
    Crow (as Cal).
 "Sort this, deliver that.  I'll make them all pay!" -Mike (as postman).
 "Hey, Miss Interoceter." -Mike (as Cal).
 "Here's something my wife could use around the house." "A man?" -Joe/ 
    Crow.
 "Cal, you bitch!" -Tom Servo.
 "*crunch* 485 sir!" -Crow (as Joe).
 "Industry, science and technology." "Big men putting screwdrivers into 
    things, turning them and adjusting them!" -Crow/Tom Servo.
 "Snapples caps off of any size jug, bottle or jar, and it really, really 
    works." -Crow.
 "You know what my kids would say..." "You're not my real father!" -Joe/ 
    Tom Servo (as Joe).
 "It's the Amazing Technicolor Cheese Wedge!" -Tom Servo.
 "No way!  This is your dishwashing liquid, you soak in it!" -Gypsy.
 "Mike broke the Hubble!" -Tom Servo and Crow.
 "Hey, it's a moth equipped with a lightning bug!" -Tom Servo.
 "Joe, watch out for the prop, Joe!  *thunk thunk thunk*" -Tom Servo.
 "I'm your pilot, Claude Rains, you co-pilot, Harvey the Rabbit." -Tom 
    Servo.
 "You're being kidnapped by the Lite FM." -Mike.
 "There are two woodies in this scene!" -Crow.
 "Shrinky-dink, remember?" -Crow.
 "Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, 
    but I'm not an alien!" -Tom Servo (as Exetor).
 "Yeah, let's slip away under cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the 
    county." -Mike.
 "Now it's time for the Brak Show!  It's the Brak Show, starring me, I'm 
    Brak!" -Tom Servo (as Brak).
 "So they worship the everlasting gobstopper?" -Tom Servo.
 "Well, I never Metaluna I didn't like." -Mike (as Cal).
 "I'm the god, I'M THE GOD!" -Dr. Forrester.
 "We're hickory curing them." -Mike (as Exetor).
 "They're magnetized." "And if your hands were metal, that would mean 
    something." -Exetor/Mike (as Exetor).
 "Hey, big Swedish underarm crystal." -Mike.
 "My contents have shifted!" -Tom Servo (as Ruth).
 "Well, the tangerine dream music is good." -Mike.
 "Now you're playing Simon!" -Tom Servo.
 "Ew, it's Michael Stipe's head!" -Crow.
 "Normal view, normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEW!" -All.
 "Hey, they're landing in Tommy Chong's backyard." -Tom Servo.
 "It looks like Dr. Seuss designed their planet." -Crow.
 "Dr. Adams, Dr. Meechum." "Glad to Meechum." -Exetor/Crow (as Cal).
 "Now I swear we parked in level C right next to...oh sh*t." -Tom Servo.
 "Oh, I'm very vulnerable there!  There go the piano lessons. Ow, I can't 
    remember my dad! Ow!" -Crow (as a mutant).
 "Oh no!  Tinkerbell's going down!  Pull up, Tink!" -Crow.
 "Give Uncle Scrotor a hug!" -Tom Servo (as mutant).
 "Self-cleaning mutant.  Leaves only the fresh scent of pine." -Tom Servo.
 "A giant flaming hat was seen over the coast tonight." -Crow.
 "We're just having a little Metaluna Mixer." -Mike.
 "I'm just like one of your insects, larger of course!" -Tom Servo.
 "It's the Amazing Rando!" -Mike. et al.