MST3K: The Movie
"I'm a naughty boy! Naughty, naughty, naughty!" -Dr. Forrester.
"When in California, be sure to visit beautiful...oh." -Tom Servo.
"Hey, his legs are sticking out!" -Crow.
"I have no control." "I keep eating and eating." -Cal/Mike (as Cal).
"Early LSD tests in the Air Force." -Tom Servo.
"This is a job for Weenie Man!" -Crow (as Joe).
"All that ringing. Now we know what the world sounds like to Pete
Townsend." -Tom Servo.
"Until we find out what happened, all three of us are blind." "I'll go
poke Webb's eyes out." -Cal/Crow (as Joe).
"Wow, that's one hell of a viewmaster!" -Crow.
"The secret government Eggo project." -Crow.
"Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around." -
Crow (as Cal).
"Sort this, deliver that. I'll make them all pay!" -Mike (as postman).
"Hey, Miss Interoceter." -Mike (as Cal).
"Here's something my wife could use around the house." "A man?" -Joe/
Crow.
"Cal, you bitch!" -Tom Servo.
"*crunch* 485 sir!" -Crow (as Joe).
"Industry, science and technology." "Big men putting screwdrivers into
things, turning them and adjusting them!" -Crow/Tom Servo.
"Snapples caps off of any size jug, bottle or jar, and it really, really
works." -Crow.
"You know what my kids would say..." "You're not my real father!" -Joe/
Tom Servo (as Joe).
"It's the Amazing Technicolor Cheese Wedge!" -Tom Servo.
"No way! This is your dishwashing liquid, you soak in it!" -Gypsy.
"Mike broke the Hubble!" -Tom Servo and Crow.
"Hey, it's a moth equipped with a lightning bug!" -Tom Servo.
"Joe, watch out for the prop, Joe! *thunk thunk thunk*" -Tom Servo.
"I'm your pilot, Claude Rains, you co-pilot, Harvey the Rabbit." -Tom
Servo.
"You're being kidnapped by the Lite FM." -Mike.
"There are two woodies in this scene!" -Crow.
"Shrinky-dink, remember?" -Crow.
"Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest,
but I'm not an alien!" -Tom Servo (as Exetor).
"Yeah, let's slip away under cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the
county." -Mike.
"Now it's time for the Brak Show! It's the Brak Show, starring me, I'm
Brak!" -Tom Servo (as Brak).
"So they worship the everlasting gobstopper?" -Tom Servo.
"Well, I never Metaluna I didn't like." -Mike (as Cal).
"I'm the god, I'M THE GOD!" -Dr. Forrester.
"We're hickory curing them." -Mike (as Exetor).
"They're magnetized." "And if your hands were metal, that would mean
something." -Exetor/Mike (as Exetor).
"Hey, big Swedish underarm crystal." -Mike.
"My contents have shifted!" -Tom Servo (as Ruth).
"Well, the tangerine dream music is good." -Mike.
"Now you're playing Simon!" -Tom Servo.
"Ew, it's Michael Stipe's head!" -Crow.
"Normal view, normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEW!" -All.
"Hey, they're landing in Tommy Chong's backyard." -Tom Servo.
"It looks like Dr. Seuss designed their planet." -Crow.
"Dr. Adams, Dr. Meechum." "Glad to Meechum." -Exetor/Crow (as Cal).
"Now I swear we parked in level C right next to...oh sh*t." -Tom Servo.
"Oh, I'm very vulnerable there! There go the piano lessons. Ow, I can't
remember my dad! Ow!" -Crow (as a mutant).
"Oh no! Tinkerbell's going down! Pull up, Tink!" -Crow.
"Give Uncle Scrotor a hug!" -Tom Servo (as mutant).
"Self-cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine." -Tom Servo.
"A giant flaming hat was seen over the coast tonight." -Crow.
"We're just having a little Metaluna Mixer." -Mike.
"I'm just like one of your insects, larger of course!" -Tom Servo.
"It's the Amazing Rando!" -Mike. et al.
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