"I laughed... I cried... I cried *a lot*!..." -Tom Servo.

 "All of the adults in this movie have their own sticks!" -**.
 "I have no depth perception; it seems like a normal sized turtle to 
    me..."-Tom Servo.
 "People from the future are so smug." -**.
 "Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can't be 
    beat."-Tom Servo.

 "Could you beat on my chest, please?" -Tom Servo (as Alan).
 "Don't you *get* it??" -Tom Servo. et al.
 "Hey, Servo, tell me again about those mango-juice-rubbing babes..." 
    -Crow.
 "In the land of Dairy Queen..." -All.
 "Is that what they use in Mister Misty's?!  That's extremely icky, Joel!" 
    -Tom Servo.
 "I think he found the titanium -- or, the titanium found him." -Joel.
 "I think he's made of chili now." -Tom Servo.
 "Nice jammies." -Crow.
 "Oh, golly!" -Tom Servo. et al.
 "Sooorrry, Mr. French..." -Tom Servo. 
 "There's one ball of titanium that's not to be trifled with." -Joel.
 "They can't be very intelligent -- look what they're flying!" -Crow.
 "Titanium -- it's the feel-good mineral of 1999." -Joel.
 "Well, we don't have very much money for the other ship; let's use a -- 
    PEPSI BOTTLE!" -Tom Servo. 
 "We're starting to do _Cosby_ on _Mystery_Science_..." -Tom Servo.
 "What color is the sky in your world, Joel?" -Crow.
 "You know, your records just don't sound the same once they've been 
    through a space-warp." -Crow.
 "You're lucky my chick's here..." -Crow. et al.
 "Yummy noise!" -Dr. Forrester.  Pizza 'N' Pasta commercial, seen during 
    break.

 "Because in space, no one can smell your breath." -Crow.
 "Oh, excuse me, Mr. Coffee..." -Tom Servo. and #103(MM)
 "She's very attractive when she weeps.  Like death warmed over." -Tom 
    Servo.
 "That turtle should be showing up any time now, shouldn't it?" -Tom 
    Servo.
 "The plot thickens -- like rancid pea soup..." -Tom Servo.
 "They're Corn Czechs!" -Tom Servo.
 "What about gel?... Can we take gel?..." -Joel (as Edek).

 "Don't you *get* it??  The name of this movie is _Death Flight_!!" -Tom 
    Servo.
 "Do you have anything for a queasy stomach?" "Yes -- this film." -**.
 "Hey, you.  Come over here and spill some of this in a dangerous place." 
    -Tom Servo (as **).
 "If it takes a plane crash to bring people together, I think it's worth 
    it." -**.
 "Oh, and you can smoke too." -Tom Servo (as Capt. Mike Brady).
 "Oh, wowww..." -Joel. et al.
 "Protect the legend... the LEGEND!!" "Okay... He was Bigfoot." -Burgess 
    Meredith/** (as **).

 "I have never seen anyone so nonchalant about a flying saucer." -Tom 
    Servo.

 "Excuse me while I kiss this guy." -Joel.
 "He really reacted to 'Rome'." -Joel.
 "Joel, I'm not going to be able to watch the rest of the movie.  I have  
    to make brownies for the Pinewood Derby." -Tom Servo.
 "She's got a swing on her back porch." -Crow.
 "Well, it's certainly a B film." "More like a T-and-A film." -Crow/Tom 
    Servo.

 "We... could hurt them badly...?  Maybe kill 'em?" -Tom Servo (as CIA 
    Chief).
 "Well... Should we go after the head or the body?" -**.
 "We're up a specific creek..." -Tom Servo (as **).

 "I just never imagined the future being lit so poorly." -Joel.
 "Would he get a DWI for that?" "Posthumously." -Joel/Tom Servo.

 "Huzzah!" -**. 
 "It's *supposed* to hurt!  It's *science*!" -Dr. Forrester.
 "Oh -- Canada.  That explains why it SUCKED!!" -Crow.