Evolutionary Classifieds
For sale:
One whole skeleton of a walking
whale.
Okay, honestly it's "mostly"
complete.
Okay, it's "partially"
complete.
Oh alright, some of the bones
were found five miles away.
50¢ O.B.O.
For Sale:
Many cave stalactites
that took millions of years to form.
Umm, thousands of years?
Hundreds?
Ten?
50¢ O.B.O.
Free for the taking:
Gazillions of motors.
But they're really hard to see.
Priceless.
Still Wanted:
Just one transitional
fossil.
Will pay any price.
Contact a museum of natural science
near you.
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