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Amazing Transitional Animals
SPECIAL EDITION
Darwin said that we should find millions of transitional fossils to support the theory of evolution.
And though we haven't come across any yet, we know it is just a matter of time before we do. Because given enough time, anything can happen (i.e., something from nothing, order from chaos via random chance, evolution, etc. and etc.).
So we have taken the liberty of "reconstructing" what these transitional animals were probably like.
We snookered a bunch of students from the local art school to help us out pro-bono. Now it should be cautioned that these aspiring artists may have pushed their creative license in order to beef up their portfolio and make a name for themselves.
Then we hood-winked a bunch of natural science students from the local junior college to give us a brief synopsis of how these animals probably lived. And they probably took some creative licenses too.
Enjoy the tour . . .
Lower Primate-to-Man Transitionary Species
In this edition we'll explore the famed "missing links" of lower animal to human animal transitions.
The first thing you will notice is that they do not look anything like a big-foot, abominable snowman, sasquatch or any other unexplained mystery that you have seen on TV or in the tabloids.
This is because these transitionals are almost to the point of being fully human. This is why they look mostly human.
Of coarse we should expect there to be transitions within the transitions, and these fellas are what we like to call the "caboose" transitions.
These missing links are every bit as authentic as what you've seen in the media which can be fully trusted.
And we owe our very human existence to them (manimals) because when the going got tough and it seemed impossible to make that final leap into humanhood they adopted an, "I think I can. I think I can," philosophy.
And with just a little nudge from nature, they did it!
So sit back, relax and marvel at the very animals which are our closest extinct ancestors.
This is obviously an older "caboose" transitional. Notice the animal-like aggression to ward off challengers to his harem.
He still sports a tail and the feet haven't quite made it.
Come on little feet - you can do it!
The head will take a while to evolve and lose certain characteristics.
Here is a challenger to another male's harem. Notice his uncanny resemblance to a martial arts stance.
These must be the ones who developed a systematic approach to aggressive behavior, however was prior to inventing weapons. This would indeed help them survive and climb to the top of the food chain.
Also notice the erect tail. It's obviously a sign of excitement and may have also been used as a diversionary device and/or weapon.
This manimal is one step closer to humanhood than the previous two examples.
Yay! The little feet finally evolved. We knew you could do it little feet!
Also notice that the tail has finally dropped off. Apparently we didn't need it anymore as a weapon or for balance.
It appears that this specimen is doing some kind of religious dance, but don't be absurd. Religion hadn't been invented at this point.
More than likely he is teaching a group of young manimal cubs about evolution and how we all came from birds and used to fly around in the sky.
Yes indeed, this is when they started to get smart. Those who rejected this evolutionary teaching never evolved any higher - they should have listened.
Here is what is referred to as the "old man". He was the one in the clan to somehow have inherited the first "wisdom" gene.
The other caboose transitionals would follow his advice which made him the leader.
Unfortunately some of these leaders got greedy and invented religion in order to gain more power. And since they were the old men, the followers blindly and foolishly believed their web of lies to their impending doom and destruction.
They should have stuck to early atheism.
