Evolution in Action


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This man is obviously higher evolved than the rest of us because he is more complex having six fingers on each hand. You can see that he is practicing to be a mime when he grows up, but it's obvious that he would be a wiz at sign language. This is what we have to look forward to in the future as people progress to the next stage of humanhood - more fingers. And this picture DOES qualify for this page since humans are just complex animals anyway who communicate via language. Since we don't have any more interesting pics, we decided to take another approach. This month we shall chronicle the evolution of the horse. Now you may have heard that horse evolution had been discredited in the past. However, today's technology has resurrected the theory. With amazing new assumptions and creative computer imaging we can now trace how we got today's horse . . . Stage 1 Primordial Blob Stage This is the stage that the horse started to emerge as a individual primordial blob distinct from all of the other primordial blobs from within the primordial broth. It only had one eye (the simplest organ ever to evolve) at this point, and they still reproduced by asexual division. The image has been magnified by a billion times. Stage 2 Horseshoe Crab Stage This was a tremendous leap in the evolution of the horse. Most notably, this is when some of the primordial blobs formed their own colony which, by chance, formed a female horseshoe crab. All of the rest went off and accidentally formed the male species. And it just worked out that the female and the male could mate to produce offspring. At this stage it was crabby because of all the changes it had to endure, but it really did like mating - a lot! It's eye is protected by the hard shell covering which also hides it. Stage 3 Horsefly Stage By this time the horse had ventured onto dry land. Then it ventured into dry air. Another eye has developed increasing its peripheral vision. Now don't let your contemporary experiences with today's flies fool you. These dudes were very big since everything was bigger in dinosaur days. They were larger than a horseshoe crab, but smaller than a bread box. Stage 4 Infant Stage It is really a wonder that the horse survived this stage. All the other dinosaurs, especially the young, wanted to play with it as if it weren't a living creature. These horses would get pushed around and get vines tied to them and be pulled around. They really should have stayed in the air. But they did survive it - obviously. You can see some real horse features starting to take shape. Notice how the feet have formed in the shape of circles. Could this be where man got the idea for inventing the wheel? Stage 5 Crafting Stage This is when nature was doing its finest work. After millions of years at widdling away at imperfections, while at the same time tacking on new features, nature created a work of art. Mainly roamed primative flea markets. All that was needed now was a bit more width and that little balance problem would go away. Countless millions died on their side before finally evolving some girth. ( This does not refer to the man-made strap encircling an animal's body in order to secure a load or saddle on its back, but rather the girth that nature developed independant of man - who is himself also a part of nature. Wait a minute! So I guess that the one made by man IS also a product of nature since man is a product of nature. Okay, now I'm confused. Let's move on, shall we?) The horse was very very sturdy at this stage. It appears all the abuse it endured during the infant stage (see above) really paid off. Stage 6 Final Stage Meet the horse. A fine specimen molded by nature throughout the millennia (note: don't take that last statement, or previous ones like it, to mean that we are pantheists, because we definitely are not! Obviously nature is a blind agent without a will). It is perfectly adapted for pulling beer wagons and walking in a straight line during parades. They are good for western movies too. We can't wait to see what nature has in store for the horse next. We're looking for visual proof of evolution in action. Do you have a pet or know of an animal who does things that are freakishly human in nature? Do you have it captured as a Polaroid moment? If so, shoot 'em over to me, the Editor in Chief, via e-mail. Also include your first name, animal's name if applicable, your location and a brief synopsis of just what the heck is going on. Legal Mumbo-Jumbo I, the Editor in Chief, reserve the sole right of picking and choosing which pics make it and which one's don't. I will not reply via e-mail to those who send in pics. But if you wish, you can sign up to be on the mailing list to be notified when future issues are published. I reserve the right to resize, crop, digitally edit, and place the Blind Fools logo on each picture submitted and posted on future issues of Blind Fools. And please, if you want to get a snicker out of sending me an offensive one, obviously it will not be posted. And if it's extremely offensive, you will be reported to your ISP. Also I will burn it, which considering it's only a digital file would be hard to do. But I'm sure I can find a way to do it. And transversely, don't send in any pics of humans doing stuff that is freakishly animal in nature. That only points to what we all know what humans are capable of. Would this be considered "devolution"? If a picture is sent in from one of those "free pic" web sites that have certain stipulations for posting, it's going to have to be darned funny (unlike the horse drinking beer that everyone's seen a million times) for me to use without being able to selfishly plug my own web site! Also send the web address from which the pic came. If it's a digitally created moment that you dreamed up, it will also have to be funnier than a bucket of fire ants. "Real life" moments usually elicit the best responses. So please bear this in mind before putting too much of your valuable time and energy into something that may not be published. And yes, you can make up a story to go along with it. Any offensive stories submitted will result in the forfeiting of your entry and also of your membership here at the Blind Fools Country Club. Only still shots will be accepted (video clips take up way too much space). These entries are for entertainment purposes only. There is no contest. You don't win anything, except having you and/or your pet immortalized on the Blind Fools web site for millions, nay, billions to see. Well, if not seen by billions, then at least seen by CIA, FBI and Boy Scout operatives using their top secret internet snooping devices. The Fine Print We here at Blind Fools do NOT believe in evolution (macro and/or theistic), nor that you can see it in action (i.e., punctuated equilibrium). We just thought this would be a fun way to encourage audience participation whilst plugging our site. So lighten up. Have some fun in life. Laugh a little. Send in an entry!

Visual Proof that Evolution is Fact

Here you will see amazing proof of evolution!

These pictures will astound you. They will make you see that we are indeed descended from lower life forms and that we merely picked up habits and tendencies from them.

And you will also see that they are really more "human" than you think!

Well, it seems that we've hit a bit of a dry spell on receiving images of evolution in action. The only one turned in thus far is this one...

This man is obviously higher evolved than the rest of us because he is more complex having six fingers on each hand. You can see that he is practicing to be a mime when he grows up, but it's obvious that he would be a wiz at sign language.

This is what we have to look forward to in the future as people progress to the next stage of humanhood - more fingers.

And this picture DOES qualify for this page since humans are just complex animals anyway who communicate via language.

Since we don't have any more interesting pics, we decided to take another approach. This month we shall chronicle the evolution of the horse.

Now you may have heard that horse evolution had been discredited in the past. However, today's technology has resurrected the theory.

With amazing new assumptions and creative computer imaging we can now trace how we got today's horse . . .

Stage 1

Primordial Blob Stage

This is the stage that the horse started to emerge as a individual primordial blob distinct from all of the other primordial blobs from within the primordial broth.

It only had one eye (the simplest organ ever to evolve) at this point, and they still reproduced by asexual division.

The image has been magnified by a billion times.

Stage 2

Horseshoe Crab Stage

This was a tremendous leap in the evolution of the horse. Most notably, this is when some of the primordial blobs formed their own colony which, by chance, formed a female horseshoe crab.

All of the rest went off and accidentally formed the male species. And it just worked out that the female and the male could mate to produce offspring.

At this stage it was crabby because of all the changes it had to endure, but it really did like mating - a lot!

It's eye is protected by the hard shell covering which also hides it.

Stage 3

Horsefly Stage

By this time the horse had ventured onto dry land. Then it ventured into dry air.

Another eye has developed increasing its peripheral vision.

Now don't let your contemporary experiences with today's flies fool you. These dudes were very big since everything was bigger in dinosaur days.

They were larger than a horseshoe crab, but smaller than a bread box.

Stage 4

Infant Stage

It is really a wonder that the horse survived this stage. All the other dinosaurs, especially the young, wanted to play with it as if it weren't a living creature.

These horses would get pushed around and get vines tied to them and be pulled around. They really should have stayed in the air.

But they did survive it - obviously.

You can see some real horse features starting to take shape. Notice how the feet have formed in the shape of circles. Could this be where man got the idea for inventing the wheel?

Stage 5

Crafting Stage

This is when nature was doing its finest work. After millions of years at widdling away at imperfections, while at the same time tacking on new features, nature created a work of art. Mainly roamed primative flea markets.

All that was needed now was a bit more width and that little balance problem would go away. Countless millions died on their side before finally evolving some *girth.

(* This does not refer to the man-made strap encircling an animal's body in order to secure a load or saddle on its back, but rather the girth that nature developed independant of man - who is himself also a part of nature. Wait a minute! So I guess that the one made by man IS also a product of nature since man is a product of nature. Okay, now I'm confused. Let's move on, shall we?)

The horse was very very sturdy at this stage. It appears all the abuse it endured during the infant stage (see above) really paid off.

Stage 6

Final Stage

Meet the horse. A fine specimen molded by nature throughout the millennia (note: don't take that last statement, or previous ones like it, to mean that we are pantheists, because we definitely are not! Obviously nature is a blind agent without a will).

It is perfectly adapted for pulling beer wagons and walking in a straight line during parades. They are good for western movies too.

We can't wait to see what nature has in store for the horse next.

We're looking for visual proof of evolution in action.

Do you have a pet or know of an animal who does things
that are freakishly human in nature?

Do you have it captured as a Polaroid moment?

If so, shoot 'em over to me, the Editor in Chief, via e-mail.

Also include your first name, animal's name if applicable, your location
and a brief synopsis of just what the heck is going on.

Legal Mumbo-Jumbo

I, the Editor in Chief, reserve the sole right of picking and choosing which pics make it and which one's don't. I will not reply via e-mail to those who send in pics. But if you wish, you can sign up to be on the mailing list to be notified when future issues are published.

I reserve the right to resize, crop, digitally edit, and place the Blind Fools logo on each picture submitted and posted on future issues of Blind Fools.

And please, if you want to get a snicker out of sending me an offensive one, obviously it will not be posted. And if it's extremely offensive, you will be reported to your ISP.

Also I will burn it, which considering it's only a digital file would be hard to do. But I'm sure I can find a way to do it.

And transversely, don't send in any pics of humans doing stuff that is freakishly animal in nature. That only points to what we all know what humans are capable of. Would this be considered "devolution"?

If a picture is sent in from one of those "free pic" web sites that have certain stipulations for posting, it's going to have to be darned funny (unlike the horse drinking beer that everyone's seen a million times) for me to use without being able to selfishly plug my own web site! Also send the web address from which the pic came.

If it's a digitally created moment that you dreamed up, it will also have to be funnier than a bucket of fire ants. "Real life" moments usually elicit the best responses. So please bear this in mind before putting too much of your valuable time and energy into something that may not be published.

And yes, you can make up a story to go along with it. Any offensive stories submitted will result in the forfeiting of your entry and also of your membership here at the Blind Fools Country Club.

Only still shots will be accepted (video clips take up way too much space).

These entries are for entertainment purposes only. There is no contest. You don't win anything, except having you and/or your pet immortalized on the Blind Fools web site for millions, nay, billions to see.

Well, if not seen by billions, then at least seen by CIA, FBI and Boy Scout operatives using their top secret internet snooping devices.

The Fine Print

We here at Blind Fools do NOT believe in evolution (macro and/or theistic), nor that you can see it in action (i.e., punctuated equilibrium). We just thought this would be a fun way to encourage audience participation whilst plugging our site. So lighten up. Have some fun in life. Laugh a little. Send in an entry!

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