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From: The Editor in Chief
Subject: using the institute's internet service
It has come to my attention, the Editor in Chief, that someone in the office has been using the institute's internet service for personal use - AGAIN!
This is not allowed and must be stopped immediately!
Anyone caught doing this again will have their mandatory tithe payment doubled for a whole year.
We uncovered the fact that someone has been using the service to frequent chat rooms, which is obviously not beneficial for this publication.
In fact, we have a copy of the latest chat session.
In the spirit of envoronmentalism, pollution, global warming, etc., we decided not to throw away the chat session, but rather, recycle it.
Also, we needed to fill some space.
So we are going to post the session here.
The names have been edited to protect the guilty. And all of the irrelevant chat has been discarded (don't worry - all of THAT verbage will be thrown into a receptical and used for a later issue).
So, here it is for what it's worth . . .
Blind Fool: Hello to all of my fellow highly-evolved
talking apes.
Drag: ooooh..... Blind......
Dad: HI Blind
Blind Fool: Are your bodies successfully surviving today?
Bram: peace Blind...
Bram: Blind...although...I prefer 'sea slime'
Blind Fool: Bram - yes, that's a bit older
Dad: Art, put Jerusalem in the hands of
the UN, and then split up the West Bank and Gaza Strip.
Art: the UN?? what a bunch of idiots!
Blind Fool: the UN controls us, they are not idiots
Blind Fool: NIN: <-- is very highly evolved
Dad: LOL Blind
Blind Fool: Dad: laughter is a sign of weakness
Dad: Blind?
Willow: Blind: No kidding? LOLOLOL Then I'm
REALLY weak.
Blind Fool: Dad: yes?
Dad: Blind, poor spelling is a sign of ignorance.
Dad: So?
Blind Fool: Dad: not so...
Blind Fool: Dad: I type so fast...
Dad: So do I, Blind, but I proofread what
I type.
Blind Fool: Dad: my keyboard can't keep up and it faulters.
Dad: Blind, it's human error.
Dad: Your keyboard cannot "err"
because it is inanimate.
Art: i type faster when i'm not on drugs
SMN: blind vacume it more often
Blind Fool: Dad: r u saying that computers never err?
A46: ERR?
Dad: Blind, ignorant people also type "r"
and "u" instead of "are" and "you"
Blind Fool: Dad: but you just typed them?!
SMN: blind premature how sad for you
Dad: Blind, to demonstrate your ignorance.
A46: YOU BUNCH OF BLIND FOOLS
Blind Fool: Dad: it didn't work. You are weak.
Dad: Blind, you're a troglodyte.
Dad: Blind, kiss me?
Blind Fool: Dad: you are lower evolved, but it's not your
fault
Blind Fool: Nine has a highly evolved program going here
- i'm impressed
Blind Fool: We are all just organic pain-collectors racing
toward oblivion.
Hobit: willow, what can I do, the mother is
dead and they wont survive on their own
SMN: blind obviously some of us hurt more
than others
Hobit: willow, I did the humane thing
Hobit: as much as i didnt want to
Blind Fool: SMN: yes, the weak.
CTLD: Fallen, don' you have an animal shelter close by?
Willow: Hobit: You killed them???
Hobit: we dont have a rescue league where I live
CTLD: oh geez...
Blind Fool: Fallen: there is no such thing as humane.
SMN: Blind you forgot ignorant and redundant
Willow: <~~knows that was for the best....but
couldn't have done it herself
Blind Fool: Select: I forget nothing, I'm highly evolved.
Hobit: thanks, I hate killing things
Blind Fool: We are merely flesh-bags of chemicals
responding to stimuli.
SMN: Blind some things are best when remembered
often
Blind Fool: Death is a circle of life kind of thing - it's
natural.
Apes: lets wrap up the animal talk please
Blind Fool: we are ALL animals, how can we wrap that up?
Hobit: blind, please stop being "Captain
Obvious"
Hobit: I find it annoying
Hobit: to say the least
Apes: blind well i dont get as upset about
people
Dad: Fallen, just click Blind.
Blind Fool: Fallen: that is only dictated by your genes,
environment and stimuli.
Blind Fool: Fallen: yes, choose flight instead of fight.
Hobit: Blind, and what is your point
Dad: Blind is only interested in making
ad hominem comments about people in the room.
Blind Fool: Fallen: there is no real reason to your "annoyance"
at me, it's not my fault.
Hobit: Blind, I see your game ::nods:::
Hobit: and I wont play
Hobit: he's gone
Blind Fool: Choosing flight instead of fight?
Hobit: I feel better already
Blind Fool: Chose flight.
Blind Fool: Life is nothing but chemical reactions.
Willow: Blind: I believe you can leave now.
I am pretty sure we ALL have you ignored
Dad: ::nods:: You're probably correct, Willow.
Blind Fool: Then I won't bug any of you, will I?
Blind Fool: Religious leaders are more highly evolved
than atheists.
Thesupr: Ok...............lets all kick Drag's
***
Blind Fool: Thes: yes, survival of the fittest.
SMN: Blind I am sure Jim Jones would of
agreed with you
DMX: WOW, anybody know if there is a MULLET
CHAT?
SMN: :;trying to get koolaid stains out
of carpet::
Willow: <~~loves making fun of mullets
Blind Fool: Sel: yes, except he killed himself. What a loser.
Dan: <--------- saw a dead body once
while walking down the railroad tracks
SMN: Blind religous leader too rofl
Blind Fool: Dan: did you take it's watch?
Dan: no, it was decaying by then
Dan: smelly...
Dad: DMX, you
can start your own Mullet Chat
Blind Fool: Dan: there are chemicals on the market that can
take care of that.
Dan: thanks for sharing man......
Blind Fool: <-- sporting a sweet mullet.
DMX: we got a flavor at tropical sno called
THE MULLET HUNTER
Dad: LOL "Mullet hunter"
Dan: k, off the topic poll, but who has
seen a dead body before?
SJ666: <~~has
Willow: <~~has seen a dead body before
Dad: I've dissected one, Dan.
Blind Fool: Sampson had a mullet too.
Bram: I'm just bouncing around the chats
being strange
Blind Fool: No such thing as strange.
SMN: shadow watching a life getting flushed
is painful
Drag: ::shiver:: I saw a guy shoot himself
Blind Fool: Death is only loss of consciousness.
Willow: Hobit: Of COURSE I have. Mullets are
the ****!!
Hobit: yeah, we have alot of them in texas
Dad: Willow, just go to any Bon Jovi concert.
You'll find plenty of specimens there.
DMX: EVER WITNESSED THE SHE MULLET?
Blind Fool: Ever see a fish with a mullet?
DMX: IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A BABY MULLET?
Willow: Dad: Or ANY biker bar. They're ALWAYS
good for a mullet or two
Hobit: toddler mullets abound here
Aba: <---------normal person (i.e. doesn't
like mullets)
Drag: <~~~~lives near a fishing community, this whole mullet thing always confuses me lol
Blind Fool: <-- has a mullet down to the buttocs.
Hobit: willow, yup
Hobit: and of course meximullets
Hobit: and female mullets
Thesupr: My sons would DIE before having a mullet
Blind Fool: The local fishery is full of mullets too.
Willow: <~~~hates the femullet....TOO butch
Dan: <----- is stupid, what's a mullet?
Hobit: Supr, guess they were not raised to
have trailertrash pride huh?
Blind Fool: a fish
Willow: Dan: Its a HAIRCUT....business in the
front, party in the back
SMN: :;fishing for mullet with fundy *****::
Willow: LOL LOL Select
Dad: LOL Select
Drag: the mullet hath to be the biggeth hairthyling
fiatho of the 20th thentury
Blind Fool: People with mullets were molded by their environment
- they really have no choice.
Aba: mullets: a way for red-necks to feel
okay w/ the questioning of their sexuality
DMX: I WONDER WHAT THE WORLD RECORD IS FOR
LONGEST MULLET
DMX: HEY YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU GO
TO NASCAR AND DONT NEED A PROGRAM
Hobit: DMX, I have seen waist length
Blind Fool: Sampson had longest mullet.
SJ666: i thought the jolly green giant had
it
Blind Fool: We are all just organic pain-collectors racing
toward oblivion.
Hobit: who is the guy that does those redneck
jokes
DMX: JEFF FOXWORTHY
Hobit: ****, thats it
Hobit: I always confuse him and tim allen
Blind Fool: because you are weak
SJ666: <~~~likes larry the cable guy he's
funny
Blind Fool: Shadow: your sense of humor was molded by
your environment.
Blind Fool: Shadow: and genes.
DMX: IF ALL YOU WANT FOR X-MAS IS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
Blind Fool: Rednecks are less evolved than everyone else.
Aba: sense of humor molded by environment?
maybe that's why most of my jokes are degrading to
Aba: women...
SJ666: blind my environment is wide spread
i have been to parts of Europe and the USA
Blind Fool: Exactly: it's really not your fault.
SJ666: but click bye blind
DMX: IF INSTEAD OF A SECURITY SYSTEM YOU
INVEST IN PLASTER LAWN ORNAMENT PROTECTION,YOUR REDNECK
Aba: of course it's not my fault, why should I take the blame for my actions...
Blind Fool: Shadow <-- chose flight instead of fight.
Dad: Blind, ad hominems are not "fight"
DMX: IF YOUR ANNIVERSARY DINNER INVOLVES
"SUPERSIZE THAT PLEASE" YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
Dad: Blind, perhaps if you had something
of substance to discuss...
Blind Fool: Aba: you shouldn't, and neither should
anyone else. Like the crusades.
Blind Fool: I thought I was being ignored?
Aba: blind, the problem w/ the world is
the fact that we always push the blame onto someone else.
Dad: Blind, I've "unclicked" you
to make a point.
Dad: You have nothing of substance to contribute.
Dad: Your arrogant ad hominems speak volumes
about your self-esteem.
Blind Fool: Aba: why should we blame the individual?
Aba: Blind, it is up to the individual to
act in accordence w/ themselves, to not push their own
Aba: actions onto anything else, sure my
dad might have taught me chovinism, but I know better, I
Aba: tend to act according to my fathers
influence, but it is my own fault
Blind Fool: Aba: A) How do you know "better"?
B) What makes chauvenism wrong?
Aba: blind, the idea that anything is better
than anything else is incorrect...
Ser: << is looking foward to the Rings...
what about the ape show, sound good?
Pis: yeah, what about the Planet of the
Apes?
Hobit: they changed the plot
Hobit: from the original
Aba: <------saw Planet of the Apes the musical tonight
Blind Fool: Aba: So chauvenism is no better/worse
than feeding the hungry?
Aba: blind, the hungry are no better/worse
than the rich, women are no better/worse than men...
Aba: you are trying to put words into my
mouth...
Blind Fool: Aba: okay, here are your statement. First
statement one . . .
Blind Fool: Aba: actions onto anything else, sure my dad
might have taught me chovinism,
Blind Fool: I know better,
Blind Fool: and then you said...
Blind Fool: Aba: blind, the idea that anything is better
than anything else is incorrect...
Blind Fool: ABA: which is it?
Aba: ahh fool, you got me, I'm fake, I'm
a fake person, I'm a fake thinker, go ahead, let me know
Aba: more about how messed up I am
Blind Fool: Aba: now the healing can begin.
Aba: really blind? you're gonna cover yourself
in peroxide?
Blind Fool: Aba: I am more highly evolved than that. I
wear a body suit.
Aba: <--------cleaned out fridge last
night....
Blind Fool: Panspermea is how life got here. But was it
directed or accidental?
Blind Fool: any takers?
Aba: nope blind, I've had enough of the
click pipe for one night, I think I'll let you have it
Blind Fool: My heredity and upbringing dictates that I
don't do that.
Dad: Slim, **** OFF
Blind Fool: Slim id only doing what his brain urges him
to do.
Blind Fool: *is
Blind Fool: what's wrong with that?
Blind Fool: We are merely flesh-bags of chemicals responding
to stimuli.
Blind Fool: Life is nothing but chemical reactions.
Ser: << doesnt realy care about anyone,
does that make me antisocial. who cares.
Blind Fool: atheism rules!
Blind Fool: Ser: whatever your brain dictates is what
your body does. Nothing wrong with that.
Ser: agrees all is cause and effect, no
such thing as free will.
Blind Fool: Ser: thank you! )smooch)
Ser: im a male... please tell me your female.
Blind Fool: Ser: you caused me to do that smooch btw
Hobit: blind must still be babbling
Aba: your female
Blind Fool: I'm a male too, but nothing wrong with that.
Ser: eh, yes there is.
Blind Fool: ((smoooooooch)))
Blind Fool: based on what?
Shel: *considers calling in sick today*
Blind Fool: Shal: do it!
Hobit: shely, do it
Blind Fool: Shel, I mean
Blind Fool: Shel: follow your urges, supression only causes
neurosese.
Pis: urges? <perk>
Shel: Blind so I should just quit my job
then?
Blind Fool: If that is what tour urge is, yes. Why not?
Shel: Blind what if I'm already nuts?
Shel: and my urges aren't sane
Blind Fool: Shel: no such things as nuts. THose who say
you are, are closed-minded.
Hobit: blind, I sometimes have the urge to
Kill everyone around me, should I follow that so as
Hobit: not to cause a nerosis?
Blind Fool: Ser: what is normal anyway?
Blind Fool: Fallen: you would come under those in power
who make the rules...
Ser: Blind, it would seem normal is a healthy
bieng as is naturaly adequte.
Blind Fool: Fallen: but they have nothing to base their
opinions on.
Ser: To be gay is not natural, or so it
would seem. reproduction and sex are linked.
Blind Fool: Serenity: watch it, you are going to come
under fire for that one.
Hobit: Blind, do you think your the only one
that knows all social conventions are relative to
Hobit: the society??
Ser: i dont have anything against gay people.
But i dont see it as natural.
Blind Fool: Ser: According to many psychologists, supressing
urges is unhealthy.
Ser: it is not the best use of our bieng.
Blind Fool: Ser: they have an urge and fulfill it. It
is their brain molded by genes and environment.
Ser: Blind... maybee, but there is variety
within humanity. normal, good, bad.
Blind Fool: Ser: if they try to supress it, they
will be unhappy.
Ser: Weak normal strong.. etc
Blind Fool: ser: based on shat?
Hobit: Blind, have you considered that some
individuals have a greater goal in life and only t
Hobit: hrough
Ser: Blind.. some gay people are gay becuase
of abuse.
Hobit: the suppression
Hobit: of certian urges will
Hobit: they ever obtain it
Ser: they need a psycholegist.
Blind Fool: Fallen: what does YOUR brain say what is better
and worse?
Blind Fool: Ser: yes, environment.
Ser: but it would seem most are simply naturaly unbalanced.
Hobit: Blind, come again, the structure of
that sentence left
Hobit: it open to several interpretations
Ser: consider multiple personality.. we
all have some of the oppesite sex.
Blind Fool: Fallen: hpw conveeeeeeeeeeeeeeenient.
Blind Fool: *how
Aba: Serenity, the anima and animus are
not multiple personalities
Hobit: blind, um, you typed the sentence not
Hobit: me thats why I asked for clarification
Hobit: as to its meaning
Ser: Aba.. as a comparison though. that if our personality split we would have some of the...
Blind Fool: Ser: there are animals in nature who
mate with same sex, therefore it is okay.
Ser: oppesit sex.. thus we do without it
split. Blind nature has something of everything.
Ser: we are human.
Blind Fool: Ser: exactly! So what's really wrong with
homosexuality?
Aba: seren, as I said, anima and animus
does not constitute multi-personalities
Ser: Blind.. nothing, its just not naturaly
the norm. its an unbalance.
Blind Fool: Ser: but it does happen in nature, right?
Ser: not of everything in nature.. its the
exception not the rule.
Blind Fool: Ser: what is the rule?
Hobit: okf, continuation of the species
Hobit: is the general rule
Hobit: deviation does occur though
Ser: sex is naturaly for reproduction, female with male.
Hobit: oops, didnt mean that for okf
Blind Fool: Ser: so sex is only for reproduction?
Hobit: Blind, that is why semen comes is produced
and
Hobit: mixed with female eggs
Ser: it has evolved with female male relation..
not male male.
Blind Fool: So, when people have sex they are only thinking
about reproduction?
Ser: no.. it has evolved and included intilict
wich desires pleasure.
Blind Fool: Ser: so people are only following desires,
right?
Ser: Blind.. it would seem to be that way.
But if givin pleasures, does it not follow...
Ser: that one choice is probably better
and more natural than the other?
Blind Fool: Ser: try to tell that to a homosexual.
Ser: I have a cousen who is gay, he admited
he thinks abuse is what made him gay...
Ser: and that he saw waht i was saying.
Ser: i could be wrong.. my voice is from
probability.
Ser: and now im going to go watch independence
day... shesh.
Ser: bye
Blind Fool: adios