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You may have heard of the masterful technique of evaluating a minute amount (or parts) of bones, and discovering a new species and/or a whole civilization of people through the interpretation of them.
This is called "Micro-Projection". It was used on Lucy, Nebraska Man and Willy.
But do you know how the technique evolved and who evolved it?
Probably not, because at the time it (the technique) was thoroughly discredited as "pie-in-the-sky" wishful thinking and the story has been buried deep within the bowels of history ever since.
It (Micro-Projection) was born out of the mind (brain) of Dr. Edwin R. Mountainmolus. But when he went public with his discovery, he was laughed at and mocked right out of the scientific community.
The only known photo of
Dr. Mountainmolus
They said he was creating fiction and making up stories that he had absolutely no (or way too little) evidence for. They called it "junk science".
Of coarse since then, the scientific community has become more enlightened and validated the technique. It is used sometimes nowadays, just like the examples listed above.
You will find fundy creationists making the same accusations today as those who questioned Dr. Mountainmolus in the late 1800's.
They say that since there is no real proof of evolution, some scientists tend to make things up around a small set of bones to try and validate (via Micro-Projection) the theory that man came from apes.
The naturalistic secular scientists deny this allegation, and say that the creationists are neanderthals living in the past and hate-mongers.
So since Dr. Mountainmolus has been vindicated by today's top scientists, we here at the Institute for the Study of Atheianity wanted to revisit the past and share with you, the public, Mountainmolus's great discovery.
On this day in 1899, Dr. Mountainmolus discovered this bone and tooth . . .
And the more he pondered the possibilities, the more excited he became. Not only could he invision the person, but the people around him and his community as well.
He quicky registered the name of this classification of the newly discovered species as australioflintstonus africanus.
He determined that the man was very primative, but had probably erected his own man-made cave house. This was a giant step in the evolution of man.
This man, which he affectionately named Frd, still walked barefoot but did wear some type of clothing - probably made out of animal hyde.
After interpreting patterns in the ground around which the bone and tooth were discovered, Mountainmolus thought that Frd had a mate and that her name was probably Wlmuh.
What was amazing was that it appeared that these people lived at the same time as dinosaurs and actually "trained" said dinosaurs to do work for them! They may have even kept them as pets.
But this is one of the ideas that got Mountainmolus laughed at, but he stood by this assertation all his life. He was a great hero.
Something else that got Dr. M. ridicule was his theory that these primatives were so resillient, that they were virtually indestructable. It didn't matter whether a boulder fell on them or whether they ran into a rock wall, they wouldn't be fatally wounded.
This also earned Mountainmolus some jeers.
The next thing he discovered was that there were others who lived in close proximity to the first couple mentioned above. He aptly named them Brny and Btty.
Frd and Brny worked at the local rock quarry digging out rocks which was the only industry of the day.
And obviously the wheel had been invented at this point because Frd and Brny went to work in a primative car that was foot powered (which made it environmentally friendly).
Sadly, the rest of Dr. Mountainmolus's work was lost due to a fire at his cabin in the woods deep within the Oregon country side.
However, scientists do have ashes of his work and are Micro-Projecting their pre-charred content. They say they will let us know what they discover.
Luckily there is one more piece of evidence which remained mostly intact. It is a sketch drawn by Dr. Mountainmolus of the australioflintstonus africanus that he discovered (or rather discovered a bone and tooth of) on this day on 1899.
