R U My Aunt Cestor?

Are You My Ancestor?

A Public Service of Prehistoric Proportions

By court order yet again we have been forced to perform another public service campaign. Our lawyer did win us the right to choose how to do this, so we decided to conduct free genealogy research for those who wanted it.

However, nobody trusted our ability to extract accurate data and we had to come up with plan "C". We decided to look into the history of current famous personages using state-of-the-art "homological" scientific techniques.

Not just tracing the human origins of these public figures, we are digging deep into natural history and unearthing the possible lower animal form ancestors/relatives based on similar appearance.

Here are the results of our "scientific" research . . .

frog species	possible ancestor of	Louie Anderson

black bear species	possible ancestor of	Dennis Franz

chameleon species	possible ancestor of	Marty Feldman

bison species	possible ancestor of	Tina Turner

baboon species	possible ancestor of	Doris Kearns Goodwin

This one speaks for itself . . .

(Note: BF is a mostly apolitical institution. We made fun of Slick Willy too in a previous issue - but you will have to find it for yourself.)

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Are You My Ancestor?

A Public Service of Prehistoric Proportions