Table of Contents
Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist)
So-So Proofs of Intelligent Design
Caricature Christianity For Dumbies
Alternate Resurrection Theory of the Month
Letters to the Editor
Issue X
Letters Policy:
Basically the only thing we have to officially say is this, "Your letter may be directed to another member of the staff, rather than I, the Editor in Chief, answering it". This is done to insure that you get the most highly qualified answer that we can possibly give.
Also, sometimes I am on vacation every week or so.
And I, the Editor in Chief, reserve the right to edit all letters posted. Sometimes the "colorful" language has to be omitted or changed which would be distinguished by italicized (parenthesis) because it it causes nice elderly church ladies thump their Bibles too hard.
And with their fragile and delicate fingers, this causes considerable pain. And since we love and respect them dearly, we choose to save them from such pain so that they can continue to bake us cookies.
Your's truly,
The Editor in Chief.
Dear Frank,
I am going on a tv talk show in a few days. My lover is accusing me of cheating on him by having relations with my husband. I'm not very good at arguing and stuff, especially in front of other people. I need your help in figuring out what to say.
Does my guilt or innocence matter in all of this? How should I act? What should I say?
Sincerely,
Maud
Maud,
What are you looking to me for? Don't be a blind follower - be a free-thinker and figure it out for yourself!
At least that's what all my college professors used to tell me.
Frankly,
Frank B. Finite's brain
(a chance evolutionary byproduct since the accidental dawning
of time, space and matter)