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Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist)
So-So Proofs of Intelligent Design
Caricature Christianity For Dumbies
Alternate Resurrection Theory of the Month
My name is pronounced "meek-o"
And don't you forget it!
I have lived several years (because I am fit) and learned a thing or two about life (surviving it). So this makes me very qualified at helping others with their daily survival.
Ergo, that is why I am the "help" writer for this publication.
It takes many random typings to create something coherent, but there's always one that seems to make enough sense to publish.
This Month's Letter:
Dear Miko,
I am going on a tv talk show in a few days. My lover is accusing me of cheating on him by having relations with my husband. I'm not very good at arguing and stuff, especially in front of other people. I need your help in figuring out what to say.
Does my guilt or innocence matter in all of this? How should I act? What should I say?
Sincerely,
Maud
Dear Maud,
You are guilty. Guilty of crimes against the animal kingdom. You are the problem. It is you and people like you who try to force unnatural restrictions, like the man-made religious institution of so-called "marriage," on yourselves and others.
If you hadn't ever been joined in "holy" matrimony then none of this would be a problem would it?! Take away that piece of paper called a marriage license and you take away the problem. Simple.
Yet you humans, at least you primitive ones, keep tying the knot. And it keeps on turning out to be the knot of a noose. You keep trying that failed old system with failure after failure. You humans are pathetic.
And for those of you who believe marriage is an institution created by God, why don't you make God a vital part of your union? If you don't do that then it is doomed for failure also if it is indeed a God-given gift (not that I believe that).
What you need to do first, Maud, is divorce your husband so that you are legally detached from him. Then you need to join a group (clan) of other human animals who band together through thick and then.
These people should all agree that marriage is a farce and that "fooling around" with each other is not only permitted, but encouraged. You shouldn't have any problems finding this sort at the talk show program that you'll be attending.
Naturally there will be an alpha male who will get pick of the concubines, but at least the beta males will know there place in this little micro-society. And when there is a confrontation, it will only include males struggling to oust said alpha male and you won't be involved and stuck in the middle like you are now between your husband and lover.
See how it all works out? You and your offspring get taken care of, you can be with the most fit male you can find and nobody can cry foul when any of you give in to your perfectly normal natural urges.
It was a great system in the beginning and still is today. It's like that old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." But marriage tries to fix something which isn't broke, thus breaking it in the end.
Go to your talk show, Maud. Go there, strut your stuff, attract some males and make a new beginning on the right track.
Then maybe, just maybe, you'll get back to where we animals are.
~Miko