You love it.
Well, in addition to forgetting about my own site for a while, I also forgot about everybody elses. SO I'm going to try to get back on my feet and update this thing regualrly again. Here it goes...
Hugh Thinks he's go goddamn funny. WAR!
It's about somebody you don't know.Barry did this, and he added to this, and then he made this.
"Darren" made the best page ever! Click here!
I can't remember what I last said Vocephus did new so I just link to page main once okay.
That is all! HA HA HA.
BARRY IS BACK!! And he has New Stuff! A picture of his hairy, sweaty, asshole!
Vocephus Put up this cool article by Vomit God called 10 Things I Hate about Life. Kaiser did something too. It has Romeo, and Juliet, and Nazis.
Thats it, Fucker.
Vocephus has a bunch of new for us. A whole bunch of new. Kaiser did something. So did Drunken Dwarf. Ogre also sings in the backround while Mike Danced around like a little girl! Then Vocephus and I Had Tea after the party. It was so much fun!
The Official FABIAN SUCKS Webpage has recently joined the community. HORAH!
Hugh did this right after I posted the last update. It's a song to make his friend's girlfriend commit suicide.
Vocephus has a lot of newness (show off...). Behind the Scenes at WOV: A Photoplay... The Mike's article on the Death of Joey Ramone... Vocephus' article about his taxes experiance... and Kaiser's "Things I wish I could Boast
New Comic on "Darren's" page. Also, there's a some new links on his Links Page.
And that's it.
Thats it I think.
Hugh added a poem to his Artistic Revenge Section by a little boy who got in trouble in school for writting it. Here It is.
Beef/Cheese and Dynamic HTML?? What a great combination!!
You guys... Look what I found in Vomit God's underwear drawer
No longer dead can still be seen here... but it won't be updated.
Barry has a new section on his links page about the other pages he made. Click Here for that dirty, ass-licking lier's new stuff. (HE IS A LIER!)
Matt (or Darren, whichever you prefer), has added two new adventures to his Liam Lion page. Click Here and here. They are genius!
The World of Vocephus has itself a brand new Writer!
Theres... um... something new on the Amelia page. Something...
No longer dead is now dead. It is indeed a sad day for the Jixby Phillips Web Society. One of the better sites, and one of the most short lived. Maybe he'll be back... yeah, maybe...
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE WHAT HUGH WROTE. GENIUS!
Vocephus Has began celebrity update week. I probably should have told you this the day is started, but what the hell.
Emperor Keyes has a random thoughts page... and this: Pictures of Sex Offenders. He also updated the News. It's only been a month...
Yes, I admit, this update is LONG over-due, but I've had some problems in the past week, and, you know. But I don't really have time to go and like every individual new thing, so I'll just give you an idea of what's new...
The Beef/Cheese Log Now has a frames version!!! Go to it!
The NEVER ENDING STORY! AND CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!! THANK YOU DARREN!!!
Vocephus Decided to get all up-datey while I wasn't. So There's like, to much for me to look through and link to right now. Just go to his site and check it out.
Aw, fuck. I just went through the updates on Vocephus. I'm going to link to that crap. Because I want to. Damnit. How To Write At The World Of Vocephus and Ten Songs To Inspire A Shooting Spree and An Ogre Chronicles and some Rocks (of randomness)
Okay, nevermind, that was more in-depth than I thought it would be.
You may or may not have heard this, but Geppie W, creator of the ever-so-wonderful Puppies Hate Me! has relocated himself to my page. He misplaced his password, and whoever helped him answer the registration questions for registering a page on Geocities wasn't around to help him through the process of getting a new password. So now anything new of his will be found here.
KEVIN MADE A NEW PAGE!!
Joey! Well, I guess I'll be taking him out of the society... That's a whole shit load of font color codes I'll have to change. What an asshole... EVERYBODY SEND THAT BASTARD HATE MAIL FOR NOT DOING HIS SITE!!! CLICK HERE!
Barry has a friend named Erik. This is a few days old. Actually, just about everything in this update I'm late in posting it here for all to see. Saw-we.
Vocephus updated like... 5 days ago. He's got a New Staff Member. Also, Mike is Back in Black. Also, there's new Drunken Dwarf Questions/Answers. Also, The Rocks of Randomness have updated. Also, he's doing something secret and naughty. Also, his Guest Book is up. Also, this paragraph's structure is bad.
Yeah. I've been taking way too much time to do these updates. Most of the things I'm telling you here are days old. But here they are. So give me some credit.
HUGH HIT ONE-THOUSAND!!! YAY!!! But I don't think it's good enough. Hugh desirves more. His site is brilliant! BRILLIANT!!
Barry Sells out on a friend! plus, he added stuff to the Quarter Page.
Mr. Keyes will be gone for a while. Here's why. Also, He started this Comic Strip. He also has this page, at Barry's request, FUNNY PICTURES!!! YAY!
Okay, Third time's a charm... This is my third time trying to make this same fucking update, so I hope it works this time or else I'm going to go open fire on a GAP and/or a Starbucks. You know what? I think I'll do that anyway.
Hugh has a new rant about Christmas Vacation. It's actually old, he used to link to it through those dots on his page. But not no longer! YEAH! whatever.
Barry is making a call to all hackers to hack his site. Also, Barry teaches all about Self concept.
"Darren" added to his links page, and another comic to his Liam Lion site.
Vocephus Updated! YAY!!! First off, there's new signs in the Sign Out gallery, there's new Denny's Adventures! There's a new Raphael story! There's this from Caelestis Kaiser! Mikey got updated! Rocks of Randomness updated! It even has me on it! WOW! That's a whole lotta cool crap to read!
Emperor Keyes changed his whole site around... It looks really cool. Plus I know he's got a bunch of new stuff, Like a brand new Article. Well, it's not that new, i just took too fucking long to update the site. yeah, I know, don't say it.
Hugh made stuff! This is supposed to be secret or something... And then he made a Brand new section to his site! Check out it's first article Here.
HEY EVERYBODY! The Beef/Cheese Log updated!! 2 new pages, one that I don't understand, and one that I do.
And speaking of dead mice, check out the new enterance to the Mr. Humphrey page. Click here.
Vocephus updated. Good for him...
Emperor Keyes updated. probably quite a few times since the last one of these. He recently did an article about the rolling blackouts in Northern California. Being in Northern California, I can definiatly say that it's an artice. About blackouts.
I will be removing some dead weight from my community... Like Phil's page, and the anti-phil page, since they no longer make sense. Also Cuda2001, since that project kinda fell flat. Also, Holly hasn't touched her page fot a while, so it's going to.
Hugh wrote a poem about his friends. Click here.
Matt, The Creator of Darren's Inter-web site (figure that one out), has added some to his Links Page and has a brand new site: The Adventures of Liam the Lion.
Vocephus Is allowing open submissions for the Rocks of Randomness page, and the Sign Out Gallery. Or did I allready tell you that... I can't remember.
No Longer Dead (aka the site that updates why more than all the other sites in the community combined) has updated. I shoulda pointed out this stuff when it was NEW, but I've been lazy with the site lately. Read A response to Barry's Gary Greene page!, an article about Ritilan snorting, and a page that pokes fun at crappy AOL pages!
Kevin has a friend named Jessica.
Garry Greene is Barry's hero.
Vocephus is making a call for linking buttons and banners. Also, check out the new signs in the SIGN OUT GALLERY, and a New Feature...
Emperor Keyes most definiatly updated... proabably more than this site ever has since the last time I updated community news.
Sam updated... She now has an update section, and a new picture, and more people who hate greg, Two new stories. What a happy day!
More Pictures in Vocephus' Sign Out Gallery. Go there. Now.
The Amelia Fan Club welcomes it's FOURTH member!!! Click here to check it out! Also, amelia may or may not appreciate her fans. Check out what barry posted on the Amelia Fan Club Message forum on my Message Board. CLICK HERE
Somebody either has or hasn't been messing with Emperor Keyes...
New on the I Hate Greg Thornton page... People who hate Greg Thornton.
Hugh made a BIG announcement on his Front Page. He thinks old people Taste Good. Also he messed with his friend Steve Feenburger's Website. This guy sleeps on mine and Hugh's couch. I don't even know him very well, but he sleeps in my house more than I do. Anyway. The results are hillarious.
The Front page of the Beef/Cheese Log looks a helluva lot different. Check that shit out.
Vocephus has granted us an update... A very educational photoplay calledHow to do drugs, and something I'm sure will turn into one of those insanely popular useless pages (ala Hampsterdance), The Sign Out Gallery.
No Longer Dead now has an intro page where you can choose between vulgar and clean versions of the site. You know, for the kids. It also has a new color scheme. And of course, frequent updates.
Darren has let us know that he taking more time to get here.... keep watching the countdown
Vocephus has some nice things for us... New Drunken Dwarf Questions and Answers, Adventures at Denny's, New Vomit God Article, and small changes to The Welcome Page, and The Adventures of Mike Section.
Eperor Keyes probably updated a whole bunch. Yeah, Just go there and see for yourself.
This may be the last update from me for a while... I need time to play with my stuff I get for Christmas.
Hugh Has more pages, but they are secret.
Kevin has a NEW PAGE. He hasn't linked to it on his links page yet because he's lazy, but he told me about it... so you saw it here first!
Emperor Keyes has updated... of course he updates several times a day so it's not that nessesary for me to make notice of it... But anyway... He has blown the lid off of Santa's Tretchery. And yes, I DO know that's NOT how you spell "Tretchery."
Kevin made a NEW PAGE! Kevin made a NEW PAGE
Emperor Keyes' site has recieved a MAJOR facelift... I suggest you check it out it looks slick as hell.
Vocephus updated, that bastard.
I was gone for a few days... damn. I'm sure I missed a lot, so here we go.
Hugh made a schnazzy-ass little intro to his page. Check it out, yo.
Go to the Beef/Cheeselog for blurry pictures of Barry, Micheal, and a two-headed kitty on the front page.
Darren added a counter to his site... he is coming.
That Smelly Bastard Emperor Keyes updated a bunch. Could expect less of him?
Eh, I didn't miss a WHOLE lot persay, but you know. It felt like I did.
Hugh says he has nothing to live for. He's asking people to E-mail him. He just wants attention, you know.
Barry made a very helpful guide for the Beff/Cheese Log
Vocephus updated yesterday with some cool links and a bunch of new Ask Drunken Dwarf Questions and Answers.
I have no idea how new this is, but I just saw it just now on the Amelia Fan Club, and i thought it was worth mentioning. Also, he has put my banners on "EVERY ------- PAGE! WOOOOOO!!!" so he tells me. He also added to the Links Page
Emperor Keyes updated twice while I was being too lazy to update my page. He has some very good views on Nick at Nite. They don't play any good TV. They need to start showing Perfect Strangers.
Hugh made something. It has to with some movie or a show on CBS... I can't remember what. It's probably funny, though. Click here.
Renee is doing stuff to her page...
has let us know that he's alive today. It's really nice of him, really...Hugh still thanks he's a rapper. Crazy Bastard...
The Amelia fan club now has THREE members!!!!
J.R. has updated with a little comentary on the presidential election. I still want Harry Browne to be president, mysmelf. Also, he has a little piece on Christmas.
Vocephus updated yesterday... Apparently he a story to tell in the future...
You'll be happy to know that our good friend J.R. Will be running for president in the near future! No, I was talking about the No Longer Dead guy, not Problem Child, you ------- Simp...
Instead of the words "Cleisiophobic Room," the word "RENEE" in big letters is on the Cleisiophobic Room site. I don't know.
Vocephus has updated, and he has unveiled the ASK DRUNKEN DWARF Section.
No Longer Dead has 2 days worth of updates since last time. That's a good thing.
New withHugh: Instructions to Project SAND.
Vocephus has a shit load of things new. Well, they were yesterday... I just failed to link to him yesterday.
Another Thing I missed...Emperor Keyes is REALLY ------- happy that I accepted him into the Jixby Phillips Web Society: Click here!
Hugh wrote a rap song!! point and laugh at him!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Silly old bear...
That's it.
Barry seems to think that Gogurt kicks fucking ass. He's probably right.
Matt tells me that he'll be working on the site again... His computor had been broken or something. I read the email like, 3 hours ago, so I don't remember very well.
The Amelia Fan Page is now a member of the Jixby Phillips Web Society. Be afraid. And shit.
Hugh Charmichael Has commited a brand new act of Artistic Revenge;a Limerick called "My Fat Wife." He has also worked more on Project SAND with Close Encounters with Neil Diamond. I'm sure you will enjoy them both.
Vocephus has made an update today to tell us there will be an update in a few days.
Barry of the Beef/Cheese Log and Mr. Humphrey fame has SCORED (That's right... SCORED) once again with a brand new page... The Amelia Fan Club. It should join the rest of the Jixby Phillips Web Society soon...
Hugh fucking HATES Neil Diamond. Thus the creation of SAND!
Kevin started linking to this guy's page. Check it out... It's pretty funny (I hope it's a joke).
Barry of the Beef/Cheese Log has informed me they will start working on it again. They have gotten ridden of Jackie (Good News Indeed) and will start making it funny again. (Jackie's Top 10 movies?? What the fuck???)
Vocephus has killed "Guest Celebrity Update Week" and is now updating himself.
Hugh Charmicheal has been working on some things lately... most notable is the Artistic Revenge Section, in which he lists some songs he wrote. He writes like he is a teen-ager because he's dumb-ass who droped out of school, so now he's like 30 years old and he has teen-age angst.
Audrey Swank said she's gonna work on her site some more. She better.
Phil, It appears is back from the dead.
Kevin's latest opus can be found here. It's about Lery McNaly.
The Beef/Cheeselog seems to have died. Drats...
In case you didn't hear... Mr. Humphrey has died. I failed to mention it on my site when it happened, but he will still be missed.
ZagesTeramA Has pictures of himself on his site. If you want to know what he looks like, go there now.