Sizzling Saucer Lady Report Updated : April 11, 2003

Page 3 : More about Sizzling Saucer Lady

What is Sizzling Saucer Lady upto now?
Aside from speeding around in her saucer, the Sizzling Saucer Lady alledgedly is attending an Earth University, studying Mathematics. It has also been alledged that she has actually attained her degree in Mathematics and is now working on her certification for teaching earthlings.
Need more indepth information about Sizzling Saucer Lady?
Check out the Alien Interviews of Sizzling Saucer Lady. Find out everything from her favorite color to whom she finds studlier (Eric Estrada or John Travolta), or you can ask her a personal question of your own.
Why have there been no new sightings?
Tracking Sizzling Saucer Lady's movements is quite difficult, especially when she is speeding around in her saucer. Anyhow, most of the pictures taken have not been internet/scanner friendly.

Some sightings have been added to the OSSLR Sightings Section. However, these sightings do not appear to be new. Unfortunately due to some mishap with the camera (or due to some alien secret abilities), the pictures are somewhat distorted.

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Page 4 : Mysterious Coverup
What are SSL's abilities?
Can SSL turn invisible?
Can she walk through walls?

While it is known that she can transform from human to alien shapes at a whim and can cause some sort of camera/video interference, her other ablities are unknown. Many believe her to have telepathic and/or empathic ablities that she uses to bring some good to those humans she meets, but this could only be the hopes of the misguided. While the ability to turn invisible or walk through walls would be a great and dangerous, I doubt SSL would use ever use her abilities for pure evil.

The Original Report on SSL
Page 1: Sizzling Saucer Lady Info
Page 2: The Space Craft
Page 3: More about Sizzling Saucer Lady
Page 4: Mysterious Cover Up

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