Synchronized Swimmers

They're not just swimmers. They're synchronized swimmers. Things and people are constantly being metaphorically compared to "the grace and charm of synchronized swimmers." Water ballet? Underwater dancing? Choreographed movements? This is a sport? This is a field of athletic excellence? No! Say it ain't so! Synchro Battles Images University of Michigan's Team prepares...Yawn! History of Sychronized Swimming Sychronized Swimming Propoganda!

Gina
The Head Cheerleader

RA RA RA SIS BOOM BA   Fancy Chants. Skirts designed to show off assets. Dance routines choreographed to the beat. All this to get an audience to cheer for the team. Cheerleaders are at worst annoying. However, Gina the EVIL Head Cheerleader for the Adversarial Team Against Sizzling Saucer Lady (ATASSL) is the one to watch out for. She will stop at nothing to cheer on her team, even at the expense of audience and entertainment. Beware of this Adversary. I believe following quotes from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode titled "The Witch" gives a good overview to why cheerleading can be dangerous: Giles: This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this... cult?! Buffy, wearing a cheerleader outfit: You don't like the color? Xander: Ooo, stretchy! Where was I? Willow: You were pretending that seeing scantily clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience. Xander: Who said I was pretending? Cordelia: I have a dream. It's me on the cheerleading squad, adored by every varsity male as far as the eye can see! We have to achieve our dreams, Amy. Otherwise we wither and die! Amy, on not being a cheerleader: Well, I know that I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling out words with my arms.

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