Adversaries Metalspork, Tyrtlepower, Cricket Jocks, Those people or groups that oppose the existance of the Sizzling Saucer Lady and contest her residency on Earth. However, they are very tricky and sometimes appear to be good friends with the alien, especially when they need to borrow an eraser, a brain, or the *Nsync CD. Sizzling Saucer Lady actually likes her adversaries and wishes that they didn't enjoy hating her so much. |
motto: | Less Mess! Use a Metalspork |
war cry: | Lets Chow! |
purpose: | part spoon, part fork what could be better utensil? |
strengths: | secret metal alloy |
weaknesses: | Generally: Wet Wipes Specifically: Garden Gnombs |
best friend: | Swiss Army Knife |
nemesis: | PlasticSpork and Foon |
what to do if you see Metalspork: | use as instructed |
The Sizzling Saucer Lady rationalizes the Metalspork: | Follow the motto. Less utensils to wash the better. I don't need my hands to look like prunes this early in life. |
What Metalspork Says About The Sizzling Saucer Lady: | To use a plate (or saucer as the case may be) one needs utensils. Next time make it a metalspork. |
Learn more at the Metalspork site.OTHER SPORK SITES: Please don't confuse metalspork with silverspork. |
motto: | Cowabunga |
war cry: | COWABUNGA!! |
purpose: | to be a lean mean martial arts machine in a muntant ninja turtle body |
strengths: | red headband |
weaknesses: | grew up in the sewers, therefore not much bothers Tyrtlepower, except maybe Jumbo Shrimp & mattress tags |
best friend: | tyrtlepower jr. |
what to do if you see Tyrlepower: | run for the hills |
The Sizzling Saucer Lady rationalizes the Tyrlepower: | a mutant turtle-practicing ninja how does one rationalize that? |
What Tyrlepower Says About The Sizzling Saucer Lady: | I will destroy this evil alien. |
What Tyrlepower Says About Nasty Things About Sizzling Saucer Lady: | Cursed SSL!! I don't know why you all think the SSL is ssooo cool!! She's not all she's cracked up to be anyway. I did have to save her butt from the Evil Pham Monster, ya know!!! -- from the old guestbook, June 14, 2000 |
Find out more at the Mutant Ninja Turtles site. |
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Please note: |
At one point in the past, due to an accident during a site upgrade, I lost the information for Sychronized Swimmers & Gina the Head Cheerleader. I have rebuilt these sections; however, the originals are gone and forgotten. | |
As of: Jul 19, 2002 [Gina the Head Cheerleader] As of: Jan 17, 2002 [Sychronized Swimmers] |
First noted: August 2, 2001 |
Formated Oct 03, 2002 Updated: Jul 19, 2002 |