The Geisha Girls

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Skills as "century old professional entertainers": "Geisha are masters in the arts; trained in music, calligraphy, Sado (tea ceremony) poetry, conversation and social graces as well as a three stringed instrument called a Shamisen. They dress in traditional kimonos, gorgeous in their elegance. Simple wooden geta clogs are worn for footwear, and hair is up in coiffures adorned with metallic accessories. The makeup of centuries is a white foundation, lips are painted a stark red. For the younger girl, only the upper lip is painted. For extra sensual appeal, a red streak is painted at the nape of the neck, for the more neck you show, the more risque your costume." - from About Geisha Flower arranging fits in there somewhere.

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The Geisha Adoption Agency Hatsumiko - Virtual Maiko

Jane, Elizabeth, Mary, Kitty, & Lydia Also known as the Bennet Sisters from Pride & Prejudice Five of the most dangerous women you'll ever come across in fiction. Young single women, unemployed and sitting around doing nothing but looking good for prospective husbands, are the most dangerous humans and perfect for scheming and planning. Jane Austen's single women may be fictious, but Sizzling Saucer Lady may have found a way to bring them to life and plan crime sprees to bring any male person to his knees. Check out the Pride & Prejudice Hypertext.

Sister Bean Head

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Motto: "Stop it. I mean it. Anybody wanna peanut!" War Cry: Oojha Former War Cry: Spuj Buj Profession: Lawyer by Day, Nun by Night, Superhero all the time. Strengths: Red Hair Weaknesses: Bean Like Head nickname: Little Big Sister Nickname for SSL: bubba Best Friend: Peter, Peter Head Concubine: Almand like nut Worst enemy: Webster (Emmanuel Lewis) What to do if you comfront Sister Bean Head: Get your hands on a Gideon Bible. Hand the Gideon Bible to Sister Bean Head. Tell her you've saved the book from a Motel6. Politely ask her to return it to the Gideons, who will know what to do with the book. Sizzling Saucer Lady rationalizes Sister Bean Head's crime partnership: "Hey what do you expect from a lawyer or a nun?" Sister Bean Head says nasty things about Sizzling Saucer Lady: "I have known the Sizzling Saucer Lady for many years now. She is normally quite benign but has, as of late, become rather malicious (probably the fumes from the sizzling saucer affecting her puny brain).... [My mercedes], in fact, is only better than the failed sizzling saucer. Hmph. By the way, if any of you should see the sizzling saucer lady, shoot to kill. Her time on this planet should come to an end." - from a May 18, 2000 old guestbook entry

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