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Opponents Larry The Chiropractor, Tom The Therapist, Kyron and Pals, and The Evil Twin These crafty characters oppose everything living. They are a danger to humans and aliens. If you come across an Opponent, run for your life. |
Larry The Chiropractor
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"Spinal manipulation can be useful, but chiropractic's theoretical basis rests largely on a strange and never-demonstrated notion of 'subluxations.'"
Spinal Manipulation! (shudder) No one, absolutely no one, especially the Sizzling Saucer Lady, needs there spine manipulated. Chiropractor Critics:
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Tom The Therapist
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Picture of the Sidda Massage TreatmentMaster massage therapist Kaladi Gopinathan Nair practices Sidda massage, an ancient technique whereby the massage therapist hangs by a rope and uses his feet to massage the patient. First, oil is applied to the patient's body and then, with the massage therapist's feet, body weight is applied to various pressure points.© www.corbis.com/Lindsay Hebberd What else is there to say? Tom has studied the ancient methods of therapy, dangerous methods of therapy, and the evil methods of therapy. This character is dangerous. You are warned to stay away from Guru Tom and his followers who claim that therapy is a form of religion. |
Kyron and Pals
Kyron and Pals Work Shop: | |
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There should be no question as to why Kyron and his pals are opponents to the alien lady. It really should be obvious to all. Nonetheless, below I have provided a sample of one his pal's work. |
Pal: "You have a strong will." |
The Evil Twin
 Fetus of Siamese TwinsJar containing a fetus of Siamese twins purportedly damaged by the herbicide Agent Orange. Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. |
"We know they are around. They are our dark sides. They are our hatreds and our fears, our predjudices and our anger, the corruption of our souls. They are the embodiment of all we do not wish to be. But they are not allegorical. They are REAL.
"Identical twins are relatively rare. Evil twins must be far more common, for we see them wherever we look. Yet most of us choose not to look." - from Evil Twins |
| Sorry about the nasty pic. Let me know if it's too much. | |
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Formated Oct 03, 2002 Updated: Oct 03, 2002 Updated: Apr 12, 2001 |