Tune in to Alias next week to see a special guest appearance by the one and only... Stilt-boy.
Stilt-boy is CIA Special Agent Stiltorama, who infiltrates SD6 disguised as Sydney Bristo to cover for her while Sidney's out of town on a secret mission for the CIA. Will he be discovered? Will he be tortured by Rutger Hauer? Will he discover his mother is still alive and working for the enemy... Home and Away? And most importantly, will he get his kit off?
Tune in to see all these questions, or at least some of them, answered. Plus, you will bear witness to the ultimate battle of the bad guys. When the worlds crappest film-maker clashes with the worlds crappest chef, you can bet your arse it's not going to be pretty. Watch in awe as Donna Hay and Baz Luhrmann battle it out for the title of Uber-villain.
It's going to be spectacular!
If there was an award for being an ignorant tool, I think the latest award should go to Channel 7 for their advertising leading up to the new series of Alias. Channel 7 would have you believe that the show is all about Jennifer Garner getting her kit off and sauntering around in bikinis and undies. Well, thank you Channel 7 for lumping us all in the category of lowest common denominator who's only thought process must be "duh... pretty... naked... must... watch..." Yeah, must watch for the 5 seconds every SEASON that actually happens. Way to go 7.
Anyway...
What? It has artistic merit... I mean, it's a political statement... I mean... Who are you to judge me? Oh... right.
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
