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The Ramblings of a Drunken Gambler -
Deluxe Edition
"Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within" Review - Guess what this article is about? 4/8/01
A tribute to my hero - Where you can learn about my strange fetishes. 5/8/01
Shark Poem - A poem about the sleek, deadly dolphin of the ocean. 5/8/01
Zombies, part 1 - Learn all about these wonderful creatures, and the man who created them. 6/8/01
Clowns - A rant dealing with my deep set fear of clowns, and why they're evil. 6/8/01
Freestyle Story 1 - The first in a series of stories that I just make up as I type, but the quality's all there. 9/8/01
Mark's Adventure Inside his Trousers - This is a story I wrote in 7th Form history class. I kept it all these years because it holds a special place in my heart. It's about my friend Mark, who was actually sitting ignorantly away beside me as I wrote it. I couldn't be bothered writing it out, so I just scanned the original. Warning, some content may offend! 16/8/01
History of the Baboon Butt - The definitive guide to the most electrifying move in animal imitation. 22/8/01
Freestyle Story 2 - The second in my series of stories that I just make up on the spot....umm, they have a raw quality which some find charming. 31/8/01

Wonder Woman, part 1 - The first part in my ingratiating diatribe on why women are the bees knees. 19/9/01
A Public Announcement by Pete - In which I try to persuade you to do what I say. 22/9/01
Now in order of most recent at top for your viewing pleasure
Wonder Woman, part 2 - The conclusion to my article about why women are all good. 03/10/01
Tomb Raider: My experiences with Lara Croft - Gather round the camp fire as I regale you with tales about the Tomb Raider games, and also the movie. 09/10/01
Ouch - An article detailing my experiences of being hit in the groin. 16/10/01
The Commodore 64 - Come join me as I reminisce about my wasted childhood. 09/11/01
Dan The Dog - A friendly dog who had a big heart. But oh, soooooooo stupid!!! 02/12/01
EverQuest - The Spawn of Hell, in the form of a ridiculously addictive video game. 03/04/02