by godconnie and Mezzo

Are you a fan of Xena: Warrior Princess? Are you a fan of Survivor? Are you a fan of screwball comedy? Pointed sarcasm? Farce? If so, have we got the fan fic story for you! Join us as we travel to a world beyond Rob Tapert's wildest nightmare...

part 31

part 21

part 11

part 1

part 32

part 12

part 22

part 2

part 33

part 13

part 23

part 3

part 34

part 24

part 4

part 14

part 35

part 25

part 5

part 15

Conclusion

part 26

part 6

part 16

Disclaimer

part 7

part 27

part 17

Cast Bios

part 8

part 18

part 28

gc's homepage

part 19

part 29

part 9

part 10

feedback

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part 30

Sincere thanks to our beta readers: Nancy M, Tino, and Elka. Also, a special thank you to our friends at the Tavern Wall and to everyone else who encouraged us to see this through. And, of course, thanks to my co-author Mezzo. I hope she's happy with the work she's done here. I know I am.