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| CORY KAHANEY DAT PHAN GEOFF BROWN ROB CANTRELL SEAN KENT DAVE MORDAL RALPHIE MAY RICH VOS TERE JOYCE TESS DRAKE |
| THE SEARCH FOR THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN AMERICA |
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| Auditions My brother hates gay people, hates us. We should take all you gays and stick you on an island. Well they have Frank, we call it Manhatten. Frank why do you hate gay people? Well gay people, pfft, they hate sports. Alright, that is so not true, i swear to god. Gay people invented every sport there is. Boxing. Two topless men. In silk shorts. Fighting for a belt and a purse. Semi-Finals Hey Vegas! Ya'll having a good time? So how many of you guys recognize my accent? San Francisco. I'm so gay I can put a lisp in the word cracker. Crackersss. I make Richard Simmons look like a lumber jack. Straight people always ask gay people wierd questions. Yo Ant, when did you uh... turn gay? When did I turn gay? I was born gay. Nobody turns gay. Wasn't walking down the street, look at that chicks legs. HI! Let me do your hair! |
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