We at The Church Of Areaology in no way wish to
discredit or slander The Actual Area or it's Bowie. In
fact we don't even particularly wish to meet it, as
it's probably much nicer (and bigger) in the special
place in our heads than it is in *smirk*... "Reality".
Anyway... you may write to us if you're saying nice
things, but if you don't like this kinda fun just go
away, coz why the fuck would we wanna hear from your
whiney arse? Seriously, get a damn hobby or something! We have
cock to obsess over, and rich fantasy lives to
maintain. WE, are busy!
CoA is pure silliness, we're not reaaaallly
dangerous. (Honest... *cackles wildly and strokes her Golden Bowie life-mask*) but we are
reaaaallly perverted. In fact, cloying clouds of special Perv Plasma are
penetrating your eyeballs as we speak!
BTW we can tell when you've clicked on the bArea
button in the StArea gallery... Muahhh hahahah muahhh
haaahhh muah muah hahahahahah
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Praise be!
If you've been saved... Testifyyyyy!!