Areaology Terminology

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bArea - naked Area
stArea - staring at, or mesmerized, by The Area
glArea - glaring at The Area, in awe or in jealousy
whArea? - the "Earthling" era and other pics where The Area seems to be in hiding
jArea - The Area as Jareth the Goblin King
flArea - 70's Area, in bellbottoms
scArea - The Area's effect on people who aren't strong enough to handle it
BtA - Behind the Area, and it's dimples
CoA - Church of Areaology
BD - Bowie Daily, where all the perverts find each other and form communities, of perverts
shArea - era where The Bowie shared The Area with pretty much anything containing a hole... of some sort
The Shiny - ever elusive Bowie Bait
Candy Clark - Area repellent, cause of much angst, and shrinky dink!
BowToe or BoToe - Area camel toe
Areaed - sexual contact with The Area
Hoover Maneuver - not directly Area related, but a signature Bowie move involving a huge wet suction-kiss.
Area Harness - used to contain the Bulge in Labyrinth, didn't work
Bowiegasm - orgasm caused by the power of The Area
Lance of love - as christened by Angela Barnett
Sir Lance A Lot - as christened by The Bowie
Area Power - that blinding power that eminates from below the belt, and makes you follow him all over buying the expensive, often dodgy "product" he's selling
phAreamones - Area hormones which draw groupies from far and wide
zippArea - the part of the zipper that bulges over The Area.
despArea - a depressed mental state that is a direct result of a lack of Area.
hilArea - the unintentionally funny pics of The Area, most centered around the 80's.
BulgArea - the first country the CoA is going to buy to claim as their own in the name of the Sacred Area! We need your donations NOW people!
Bowage - the shorthand method of saying "Bowie's package" Thanks Shiraku!

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