And
on the first day God built...
The Area
Orgasmic
Ziggy by Cyran9
Once Upon A Time...
in a distant London faraway.. (well not that distant if
you were there, or can time travel) there
dwelled a fey young fella with a fantastic package...
Ahem. Yeah.
Let's
skip the semantics and cut to the chase shall we?
(you're
having a hard time concentrating aren't you?)
If
you've found the demented shrine of
The CoA you
obviously have a thing for David Bowie and probably need no
introduction to The Area
(hump, hump, hump), but we'll give a short summary to the
uninitiated.
David
Bowie, (*snaps
fingers* pay attention) a Rock God among mortals, is
loved by millions world-wide for his immense (Area)
talent at singing and song-writing, his tremendous (Area) sense
of style, his amazing (Area)
chamelion-like ability to constantly reinvent himself, his daring (Area... dArea?)
and pioneering (Area)
spirit, his wit and
(Area) intelligence, his beautiful (Area) body,
and last but not least...his Area Power! (YEAh-rea!!!)
The
Area,
(focus...don't look at the picture!) like The Bowie,
exudes a power and magnetism that defies explanation. It attracts
money, fame, and legions of fans to The Bowie with a force all it's own.
(*snap snap*
focus!)
We at the CoA believe that The Area deserves recognition for all that
it has done for The Bowie and pay homage to it in all it's divine (pointy, swingy, pokey,
enthusiastic, bouncy, dangly... *pant*) finery!
(you may now ogle the
picture of the humping Bowie in all it's glory!)
If
you don't have a sense of
humoUr (*smirk*),
an open mind, and an appreciation for witty banter...then GET
THE HELL OUT!
The
rest of you....Welcome to CoA. The Bowie, and The Area, await
you.
***We
would like to take this moment to ask you to check out our affilliates
in the menu to the left... the fabulous guys at
areaology.com without whom, The Area as we know it would
still be that nameless, facelss, but not headless power we all could
not fathom, and LJ Bowie_Daily,
without whom we'd have no loyal followers, cult members or reason for
living at all really...
"love
on ya"
cYrAn9
& mAz
