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I am {censored} years old today. This makes me a year older than I was last year and a year younger than I am going to be next year. How old am I, do you ask? Unless you know me well, you'll probably have a clue. If you don't and I tell you, you probably won't believe me. So let me spare you a burst blood vessel and let you know that I am a year older! |
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Last Friday, one Labour Minister Ali Mwakwere had the audacity to inform 31 million Kenyans that so far some 401,000 jobs had been created by the NARC government. What he said immediately after I cannot tell you because it was drowned by my howls of mirth. The gent later on to tell us that ".. these are not fabricated values -- they have been obtained from the relevant authorities." Nothing was said about the possibility of these authorities fabricating those figures. Most people I have spoken to are utterly convinced that the announcement was sheer, complete, unadulterated and utter bollocks of the highest caliber. But for an objective analysis [Click Here]
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I went to visit my good friend Sue and cast eyes on the new man in her life. He's a strapping lad with finely chieseled features that will be the envy of all fellow 6 week old men. The fact that the youngster spent most of the time feeding is a strong indicator that in his tender age he is considering a career in politics. |
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I have always thought very little of MPs and have always derided their well hidden intelligence. But on rumination of the facts before us has led me to wonder if MPs are really as dumb as eyes, cameras, press, tv and radio lead us to believe. When the cream of the crop gathered to increase their salaries, one of the reasons mooted was that they had to make contributions to harambees. Then some time ago they all but banned harambees. There has been no corresponding reduction in their salaries. Hmmm.... |
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Unless your nose is permanently buried in your feedbag, you must have come across the woes befalling one Michael Jackson. When I think of this gentleman the emotions elicited within me can best be categorized as extreme amusement. This is because despite the fact that he has the complexion |
of grade A printing paper, his arse (figuratively speaking of course) is just as black as my own, and no amount of bleach will change that fact. The fact that he fondly believes that his two offspring (Bordeaux or some French town and the other), blonde and blue eyed as they are are the fruit of his progeny is still more amazing. Now, as his pasty complexion has a strong probability of being marveled at by appreciative felons sharing accommodation courtesy of Uncle Sam, I have one thing to say on the issue -- YOU WERE WARNED! Yes sir, you were warned. Music is also a way of informing, and the man did his best to inform you that there was something wrong with him. What information did you get from hits like:
The last one in particular. The gentleman tells you that he's bad, he's bad, you know it, you know it .... Can you honestly say you were not warned? |
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