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Volume 3  Number 3 Find all your Extraterrestrial Needs right here! Summer 2003

Buy,Sell,Find - Ads For You!
Are you an alien, a human-alien hybrid, an extraterrestrial, a fifth-dimensional being, or a human with out-of-this-world wants and needs? Do you find it hard to locate things you need via the human dominated web? Try the Alien Classifieds! We are always growing for your needs!

Alien Personals
Somewhere, out there, in the universe, there is a special significant other just for you! Find he/she/it thru the Alien Personals :: Alien Seeking Human — Human Seeking Alien — Alien Seeking Alien — and much much more ::

Alien Hunters
There's no longer a need to be afraid. Alien Hunters are there for you! :: Find Hunters Looking To Work For You. — Find Hunters specialized for your needs. — Training for Hunters.

Alien Employment
Job Opportunities for extraterrestrial aliens here on Earth. — Aliens have special skills they may be perfectly suited to your needs. Find that special alien here. — Earth Training: Co-habitation Classes. Earth Education. Socialization Skills.

Used Flying Objects
Find a used flying object so you can hop about the galaxy and stay with in a budget — Collect old and unusual flying vehicles — Sell your old beat up saucer, spaceship, or pod — Find those hard to find parts.

Miscellaneous Alien Ads
Alien Art — Basket Warping — Aliens for Sale — Alien Secrets — Alien Visuals — and lots more alien insanity.

Alien Roommate Finder
Find an alien you can really live with!

Unacceptable Ads
Ads submited by people unclear on concept.

Alien Announcements
[Now Up and Ready for Ad Submissions]
Make your alien announcements here. Keep the Alien Public and nosey humans informed. State your Alien Agenda. Announce Master Plans. Describe a Conspiracy Theory.

Do you need to find something Alien? Do you have an over active imagination? The Alien Classifieds is the place to post your Ads. They are free ads and stay up for as long as the OSSLR is around. So please feel free to submit ads.

Guidelines for submission:

  1. Submit ads via the Detailed Ad Submission or
    Web Forms (aka 'Submit Ad' on the ad pages).
  2. Ads should make some sort of reference to aliens, space, extraterrestrials, ufos, the paranormal, astronomy, or that stuff of an unearthly or fantastical origin.
  3. Ads can be funny or serious; real or fake; regular or diet.
  4. Check out what is considered an Unacceptable Ad.
  5. If you feel that your ad submissions via the webform are not being received, please email the submissions.
Submit an alien ad today.

Content Updated
AnnouncementsJun 18, 2003 [new]
PersonalsJun 18, 2003
Unacceptable AdsJun 06, 2003
Index PageJun 06, 2003
Submit Detailed AdJun 06, 2003
MiscellaneousJun 06, 2003
Ad Submission Thanks PageJun 06, 2003 [added]
Used Flying ObjectsFeb 17, 2003
Alien HuntersOct 11, 2002
RoommatesMar 27, 2002
Alien JobsMar 12, 2002

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