Opportunities
Xektron Oplex GD17 Temporal Pattern / Alternate-Reality Matrix Generator operator needed. EXPERIENCED ONLY! Familiarity with Eocene North American flora and fauna helpful. $8.25/hr. to start.
Fax Resume to Patterned Extinctions Technologies to BERT @ 1-888-555-0992
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ALIENS NEEDED Ruby Mining on Planets with Nitrogen Saturated Atmosphere
Contact Shapiro & Sons Mining & Explosives
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Alien Waiters Waitresses Needed for restaurant catering to the Aliens. Apply @ DC Slime Bistro
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Sly & Tricky Aliens Needed Looking for freelance Aliens to test security systems. Call 1-888-SAFE-NOW
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Job Opportunities for Earth Licensed Aliens Fax Résumé to Rita @ 1-888-555-2134
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Jobs Wanted
Job Wanted for GREY ALIEN with PROBING EXPERIENCE. Contact Mr. Prim P. Gray of the 10th Dimension.
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Need Employment: Brain Sucking Alien with Data Entry Exeperience. Slimy Hal at the corner of 5th Avenue and Main Street.
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POWER YOUR HOME: Family of Pure Energy Aliens need to work off some excess energy. Free Home Power = Room & board for a family of 4.
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Aliens have special skills they may be perfectly suited to your needs. Find that special alien at Suzie's Alien Temporaries.
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Earth Training
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Jimmy Joe-Bobs Alien Licensing Courses: Co-habitation Classes. Earth Education. Socialization Skills.
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Alien Musicians
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Alien Musicals
Music & Theater Exchange : Burbank Association is looking for Pleiadian musicans as consultants for bringing Alien Musicals to the stage.
Contact The Exchange between 08:35-08:57PST @ ÞÆÇ-ÑÔÑ-ØÐØR
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