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What makes an Unacceptable Ad unacceptable?
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- Ad contains no reference to aliens, space, extraterrestrials, ufos, the paranormal, astronomy, or that stuff of an unearthly or fantastical origin.
- References to terrestrial aliens, legal or illegal, *may* be considered unacceptable.
- Ad is incomplete or makes no sense.
- Ads deemed inappropriate even to an extraterresial who lacks any morals or humanity.
- Please Note: Due to the high amount of repetitve ads received, those received from now on will be ignored.
As of June 06, 2003
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Types of Unacceptable Ads
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Unacceptable Alien Job Ads
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Work for Aliens with the added bonus of Papercuts!
"$1000s/Weekly Possible! Stay home and get paid addressing
letters! Amazing free details! Rush stamped envelope TODAY! Send
to; J.Asaro, PO Box 10747, St.Petersburg, FL 33733
"email:
JimAsaro@yahoo.com"
15 Sept 2002
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Why is this ad unacceptable?
Alien References: None
Other: Appears to be a Real Ad for residents of the USA.
Comments: Not a feasible space alien job
opportunity! Extraterrestrials don't like to sit around on their duff all day. They've come to Earth for a reason and making a little extra pocket change by sitting on their backside will result in some very unhappy other-worldly visitors. We don't want that!
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Typing Job Opportunities For Aliens?
"Hi, if a REAL company offers to
you a REAL JOB could you accepted ? Now hiring ad typist ! Get
paid for every single response to your ad ! No selling required !
Full training is included and you can begin immediately ! Get
Paid every Monday ! Limited time only, sign up now !
"THIS IS NOT another work when you
are asked to pay a fee each month, this is a RELIABLE OPPORTUNITY
where you dont get money for magic, you have it working, choosing
your shedules, having the BIG OPPORTUNITY to geat a real INCOME.
"YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE, cause we
have a support team and experts who are for you each time you
need.
"This is not a waste of time for
you, is your NEW JOB if you decided to do it. Do you wanna know
more about it ?
"Just write me or click on the link
i have for you. dont worry this information is without risk, just
write me and i will be there for helping you, REAL JOB FOR REAL
PEOPLE like you and me.
"URL:
http://www.paidresponse.com/em/livil3
"Email:
livil3@usa.com"
07 Jan 2003
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Why is this ad unacceptable?
Alien References: Not one, however....
Posted by an Alien? The poster may be an extraterrestrial because he/she/it posted the ad on this page, so he/she/it did
NOT grasp the concept of an Unacceptable Ad after viewing the ads
below.
Other: Appears to be a Real Ad for human residents of the
USA.
Lacks Alien Awareness & Sensitivity: Also, ad doesn't seem
to take into account the different types of appendages a space
alien may have, making this job as a typist impossible for an
extraterrestrial being to fullfill.
Comments: Ad seems to be for insecure lonely unemployed
humans and doesn't seem to be an alien job opportunity.
Beware: Humans accepting jobs posted by potential
extraterrestial employers may be taken for a ride.
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More Typing Job Opportunities for Home Bound Aliens?
"Finally! A Real Work @ Home Opportunity has arrived! Now you can become an Independent Typist with Ad-Placer.com. We offer home workers the opportunity to earn extra money from the comfort of their own home.
"URL:
http://www.ad-placer.com
27 May 2003
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Why is this ad unacceptable?
Repetitive Ad Submissions: The OSSLR's Alien Classified Ads has received submission after submission from these Ad-Placer people. Obviously, these people employ alien-built bots to annoy other alien sites on the web by spaming their competitors pages.
Alien References: Ad posters didn't seem to have a clue when it came to identifing the Alien Content of their ad. I received many ads claiming the Alien Content was "oppurtunety", "placing advertisements", "Real Work From Home", "radha bhuvaneswari", "ad-placer", the URL for ad-placer, and a whole lot more. However, there is no alien content. There isn't even an opportunity for space aliens because even if they could type from home, they are most likely on their UFOs no where near a keyboard.
Comments: There are machines that can do this work for cheaper, yet they still waist time by offering these jobs to immobile humans. Humans need to get off their butts more often.
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Unacceptable Miscellaneous Ads
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Be Healthy and Tall the Alien Way?
"Amrican Gladiators HGH Releaser Formula : All Natural Physician Formulated Human Growth Hormone HGH Releaser Formula. Documented clinical trials and research. 8+ year track record of proven
"URL:
http://www.hghfogmula.com/92562cob
"email:
hi_ppkreddy@rediffmail.com"
13 April 2003
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Why is this ad unacceptable?
Alien References: None
Probable Alien Connection: Aliens may be attempting to use internet spam to get test human subjects without the messiness of forced abductions.
Comments: What if you want to get shorter?
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Unacceptable Alien Personals
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"Prick SWM: Smoker, drinker, druggie,
mean-spirited seeking attractive nice lady to boss around and
make her feel like crap. Contact Plautus_Satire"
04 Jun 2002
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Why is this ad unacceptable?
Alien References: None
Meter-O-Funny: 3/10
Other: Contains an Earth-bound In-Joke
Comments: Poster did not grasp the concept of an Alien
Classified Ad for there is no alien seeking or sought
whatsoever with this ad.
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"human/centaur looking for mate."
02 Sept 2002
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Why is this ad unacceptable?
Alien References: None, however the fantasy element of a
centaur is would be acceptable.
Meter-O-Funny: 1/10
Other: Incomplete Ad — needs a lot more information.
Comments: Is the human or the centaur is looking for a
mate? Ad gives no explaination as to the type of mate that is
sought.
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