Hey, Mr. Howard, check it out! I'm bracing myself for a terrorist attack...
I think our brave little Prime Minister / duck would be very used to the braced-for-terrorism position by now, what with all his meetings with George W. and all.
I can understand travel warnings, at least you can postpone your trip or whatever, but what's the point of constantly warning us that we're not safe anywhere. If they've got nothing constructive to say, they should shut their fucking holes so we can shut ours.
Maybe we should pick up and run for the hills! No, wait, Osama's in the hills... shit.
We're just not safe anywhere these days, we already know that. If football teams aren't getting blown up on holidays (I guess it's not all bad), Warney's bombarding you're inbox with suggestive SMS's. I don't know about you but I go all weak in the knees picturing a tubby, greasy-blond cricketer trying to be sexy via the keypad on his mobile. Mmmm... hot stuff.
If you're game enough to risk it, get out there and get some chinese food and bourbon, but remember, it's a jungle out there... much like the jungles of Nam... so keep an eye out for Charlie, otherwise you too will be bracing for terrorism.
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
