Throw away all lofty notions of humankind being the pinnacle of evolution and all that bollocks. Humanity is just plain weird. To see why, check out the articles below!

A Treatise on the Universe

What does Marlon Brando, twenty million monkeys on typewriters and bell-bottoms have anything to do with this really big Universe we live in? You'll see...

Anatomy of a Net Addict

Recently brought out into the sunlight, a stolen FBI document details what the Net can do to you

Aussies Explained

Myths on the great land "Down Under" exploded.

Bingo!

What I learnt one Friday when I had a lot of better things to do.

Eerie Education

What are those unexplainable talents that teachers wield? Where can I get some?

How To Be A Successful University Student

A balanced guide to the intellectual wonderland that is University. Basically it's all about sex, drugs, beer, sex, and sex.

Humanity's Obsession With Itself

A quirky interpretation of sex, the world and caterpillars. (If you're having trouble getting this by Net Nanny et al, email me.)

Shopping Must Go!

A short article on the bane of my existence.

Things That Indicate Things Aren't Going Too Good

Sometimes life just doesn't go your way...

TVLH's Explained

The very first article NOT written by me. Pretty good. (It's also sorta in the form of WWWW, so it fits in nicely).

Weird Things People Do

All the stupid, but apparently perfectly normal things we say and do.

Women: Battle of the Sexes

Feminism, the sex difference and some icky truths about the two sexes.

WWWW (Women's Wide World Web)

Explaining the freakishly fast communication between females, beyond the comprehension of mere males.

Zod's Dissertion on the Human Species

An intercepted alien transmission regarding studies on humans. Weird...